Homestuck Adventures: The Mage of Void and The Thief of Doom

D2. A4. C21.

You are Beth. You are hanging out with Brea in her land.

LAND OF CLOCKWORK AND DIAMONDS~

Dialogue

Brea: heyyyyyy grill

Brea: *gil

Brea: **gurf

Brea: shit

Beth: Brea... i think you've had enough

Brea: but Bteeeehhhhhhhtthhhh

Brea: i purmis... this is teh ony TIME

Beth: it better be...

Brea: besibes... I got nothin to do since i alreedy got Matt throu teh first gat

Brea: *gate.

Brea: he b explorin his land

Beth: but that's no reason to be drinking..

Beth: you could be.. oh i don't know... Trying to explore your own land?

Brea: PSH!

Brea: i dont got to do dat stuf

Brea: i alrady know

Brea: i got me some AWESOME nakkanakkynaks

Brea: (that's what i call them)

Beth: i worry for you sometimes..

Brea: yeah ya whatevs

Brea: so.

Brea: hav u entred the first gate?

Brea: *entrred

Brea: fuck.

Brea: ENNNTERRRED!

Brea: entered.

Brea: there.

Beth: no

Beth: like you said. Matt's been exploring his land so he hasn't had the time to help me build my house up.

Beth: i have more than enough build grist to get up there he just hasn't done it yet.

Beth: so that's why i'm hanging out with you and not killing imps.

Brea: ahhhhhhhhhooooohhhhhh i gots it i gots it.

Beth: mmhm.

Somewhere else, You are now Matt.

~LAND OF HILLS AND STARS~

You seem to be exploring and meeting the various consorts of this land. Maroonish colored Iguanas... ok there is no VARY in this situation... yeah. They're all Iguanas.. Just. Iguanas... Anyways.. it seems that they are friendly and that they live here along with you. They don't speak english. WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING? They're freaking IGUANAS! THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH!

Spritelog

Mattsebsprite: Matt...

Mattsebsprite: You really should help Beth with building her house up.

Mattsebsprite: Don't you think you've explored enough?

Matt: But there's something i need to find.

Mattsebsprite: and what is that?

Matt: it's something called a questbed

Matt: and apparently i get godlike powers if i die on that bed

Mattsebsprite: hmm... well i hope you know that even if you find it you can't use it because you wont revive with god tier because im your dreamself.