Homestuck Adventures: The Mage of Void and The Thief of Doom

D1. A1. C4. End of Act 1

You are still Jutrox and now you have awoken from that awful nightmare… You know that Jack killed your dreamself but you also know for a fact that in this updated version of Sgrub, Jack can no longer cheat.. So your dreamself still remains alive and completely awake because you were not in the medium yet. Now that you are in the medium, you are fair game. Well shit…

==>Jutrox: look outside.

You look outside to see what you land looks like.

~LAND OF QUARTZ AND MAGMA

It is HOT here… even in your hive. The place is covered in lava with a few land spots so you can walk around. The walls are covered in sparkling gems.. quartz. It’s almost like you are in the inside of a volcano.. Anyways, why don’t you go check outside?

You can’t go outside because your partner is trolling you… god, does she ever stop? You guess Land exploring is gonna have to wait.

==>Jutrox: answer partner.

Pesterlog

canisMinor started trolling furieuxCerf

CM: jutroooooox

CM: jutrox

CM: jutrox

CM: jutrox

CM: jutrox

CM: jutrox

CM: jutrox

CM: jutrox

CM: jutrox

CM: jutrox

FC: What!? adfhagjd

CM: i w@nt to m@ke some s#it.

FC: :?

FC: Th£n mak£ som£

CM: i c@nt wit#out you dummy

FC: what do you n££d m£ to do?

CM: well first i need you to buy t#e punc# designix

You buy the Punch Designix and place it in Jiskat’s studio where the Cruxtruder and the Alchemiter are. You also move the Totem Lathe into the studio so she doesn’t have to keep running up and down the stairs.

FC: Anything £ls£?

CM: ummmm nope. i t#ink i’m good.

FC: okay, good.

FC: now, pl£as£ l£av£ m£ alon£ i want to go £xplor£

CM: fyyyyyne gog.

canisMinor ceased trolling furieuxCerf

==>Jutrox: Be Jiskat.

You are now Jiskat and you are about to make some radically awesome shit.

You decide you should start with your outfit. god this thing is hideous. Your shirt is grey when it should be the traditional black like everyone else. You change your outfit using your wardrobifier and change your shirt to your black tanktop. It has no symbol on it because you use it for sleeping. It would be ridiculous to wear a nice shirt to bed. It would get all messy with the sopor all over it. So it remains a sleeping shirt. You captchalogue your grey shirt then captchalogue a bowl of your black paint. The code for the black paint is 00000000 and the shirt is r84j3K0 you do the shirt first and type in the code to the Punch Designix. Then insert the card. You retrieve the card and it is punched with a series of 8 holes. You do the same with the black paint. You take the punched cards to the totem lathe and insert them both into the slot. You then collect some cruxite from the cruxtruder and insert it into the totem lathe. You create the totem and then create your traditional black troll shirt with your yellow lupus symbol. You use your wardrobifier to change your shirt.

Ah, that’s better. You feel a lot better now.

(I’ll give you a list of stuff that she made)

Red Cape + tuff of Alphamom’s fur = Wolf Cape

Yellow paint + Glasses = Yellow TZ glasses

Yellow TZ glasses + husktop = GlassTop (looks like Rose’s computer glass headband but it connects to her horn instead of a headband)

Gaming headset + husktop = GAMR GURLZ BFF

Traditional Troll Lupus Shirt + Husktop = Shirtop

(got Karkat’s code for his jacket) = Grey Jacket

Grey Jacket + Karkat’s hair from his comb = Blood Jacket

Husktop + Blood Jacket = Blood Jacketop

Husktop + Bracelet from Karkat = Hell Motherfucking Husktop

(got TZ’s code for her cane) = Blind Cane

You don’t know why you asked Terezi for her cane.. it’s for the blind. Hmm… well you guess you may need it someday.

From making all this awesome shit.. You’re feeling very tired. I guess you can falll….l…..

*PLOP*

You fell upon your pile of clothes and fell asleep.

You sleep in your recuperacoon on your moon.. You don’t know what it is yet because you haven’t Awoken yet!

==>Jiskat: Wake Up.

You open your eyes for the first time.. Out of your recuperacoon, you look outside the window. Purple streets, buildings. Purple everything. Derse. You’re dressed in purple pajamas so yeah.

==>JISKAT BEHIND YOU

whuuuuuuuuuutt???? You have no idea what i’m blabbing about but you reluctantly turn around and, fuck!

Jack just stabbed you.

god fucking dammit! You just woke up and now Jack killed you. Fuuuuuuuuckkkk.

You fall to the ground, your yellow blood spills onto the ground as you fall into the black of death.

~END OF ACT 1~