Homestuck Adventures: The Mage of Void and The Thief of Doom

Disk 1 Act 1 Chapter 1

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HOMESTUCK ADVENTURES~

You stand in your respiteblock, being very worried about the meteor hurtling towards Alternia, your home planet. Since we have a while... You might as well introduce yourself.

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Your name is Jiskat Mienin. (Jiskat's horns stick out like Tavros' and curve up like Gamzee's but a smaller like Kanaya's.) You are 6 solar sweeps (13 earth years) and you are a lowblood, lemon-blooded troll (Yellow, one above Sollux), and you have a variety of interests such as: Suspenseful Action Movies, Singing, Skateboarding, Gaming, Music, Extreme Shipping, The dangerous art of FLARP, and the sweet wicked elixir Faygo. On the other hand you also have a variety of dislikes such as: Slime pie, Discrimination through the hemospectrum, people that mess with your ships more like your OTP's, and the Batterwitch. Your trolltag is canisMinor and you type using "a" as @ and "h" as #. Ok, now why don't you go talk with your Moirail so you don't die tonight...

You pull your red beanbag chair up to your hanging desk where your husktop sits. You plop down and open Trollian then start trolling your Moirail twinArmaggeddons.

Pesterlog

canisMinor started trolling twinArmaggeddons

CM: sollux!

TA: ii'm already ahead of you j

TA: http://38.media.tumblr.com/d31399fd4501785cca393ae27f3d1018/tumblr_mnimz0SNQf1qj72s2o1_400.gif

CM: th@nk you.. i'll see you soon

TA: bye

twinArmaggeddons ceased trolling canisMinor

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You send the link to your best friend and she installs the server you install the client.

Since we don't have much time left.. you're gonna try to explain this as quickly as possible...

Your friend places the Alchemiter, The Cruxtruder, and the Totem Lathe immediately. You slide downstairs to your studio where she placed the cruxtruder and release the yellow kernelsprite. Alphamom, your Lusus that you loved so very much, died. You don't know how, but you found her bloody corpse in her respiteblock when she didn't bring you your breakfast this morning. Rest in Peace my canine mother...

Alright, enough of that shit, you throw her body into the kernelsprite and it merges, bringing her back to life. Yay! You have to merge her with something else to complete the sprite... but what?

You think for a moment, then you quickly head upstairs into your respiteblock and open the cerulean blue chest. You dig through your chest and find some old fairy wings that went with your Lupus the Fighter cosplay outfit. You slide back downstairs into your studio and merge the fairy wings with Alphasprite. She now becomes a yellow wolfsprite with fairy wings.

So you're just gonna skip the bullshit antics cause you already know what has to happen to get you into the medium.. Sollux told you everything about this game and what has to happen before we get blasted into smithereens. So you grab the cruxite and head back upstairs into your respiteblock and grab the pre-punched captchalogue card with your cruxite artifact on it. You insert the yellow cruxite and the pre-punched card into the totem lathe and have the machine carve the cruxite to the curvy little shape. You extract the cruxite totem and go and place it on the alchemiter then alchemize your artifact. It creates a yellow stereo system and a cd. You insert the disk into the stereo system then everything goes black.