ROAD TRIP - namjin oneshots | bottom namjoon. ✓

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: : Strong language , mature jokes / pick up lines

Joon pov

"Joonie papa ish jinnie papa home?" he quivered for which I hummed nodding my head, "Yes sweetie, jinnie papa is home, workin' ...just like your appa and dada" i murmured for which he jutted his lips. "Why is my taeggukie all sad?" I pouted back, he giggled and kissed off the pout causing me to flaunt a soft smile. "Papa and dada wowrk...now jinnie papa also wowrk, only googie and joonie pway" he mumbled for which I giggled and nodded,  as I parked the car on the porch. 

"Come on little one, but we gotta be quiet since jinnie papa is workin' at home okay?" I whispered for which he giggled covering his mouth and nodded. I smiled and placed him on my hips before invading into the house, I twisted my face as I stared at the rose petals on the hall. "Papa... flower?" he quivered for which I hunched my shoulders. "Hey sexy y- why is taegguk here?" I turned my head and gasped covering taegguk's eyes. "Why are you only on your boxers?! In your work!" I whisper yelled, he scratched his nape and dashed to the room, I rolled my eyes and set taegguk on the couch. 

"Jinnie papa?" he quivered, "Papa is-" "I'm here" taegguk giggled making grabby hands for jin, he hoisted him up earning sloppy smooches on his cheeks causing him to snarl playfully, I tittered staring at them. "What will be reason of my little bear visiting us?" he quivered pecking taegguk's forehead as he sat beside me. "Tae and Kook had to attend a meeting, so I insisted to take care of my little bear" i mumbled for which he hummed. We played with taegguk by chasing and running around, causing him to be worn out soon.

I tucked him on the bed and placed a delicate kiss on his forehead before scurrying out of the room, I smiled at jin who was sitting on the couch. "Babe" he called for which I hummed softly, "Your so hot....my zipper is falling for you" he muttered giving me, some kind of weird look. "Okay...but you're wearing shorts and they apparently...don't have zipper so you don't have to worry about them tho" i mumbled for which he grunted, "Babe...My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency, wanna save me?" I stared at him lazily, "There is no such things jin hun" i mumbled and continued to clean the living room. 

He fussed and leaned on the wall crossing his arms, "This might seem corny, but you're making me horny." he muttered with a smudge smirk. "It wasn't corny but lame" i huffed for which he jutted his lips and stomped somewhere, "Atleast help me clean the house....instead of being horny" i mumbled shaking my head. 

I stared at him baffled, and confused as he plopped on the couch with a rose in between his lips, what happened to this man today? "If I was the judge, I'd sentence you to my bed." he muttered throwing the rose towards me. I snorted out, "If i was a judge, I would most certainly sentence you to the prison! You ruined a rose!" I growled. "Baby okay how about this.....do you like bacon? Wanna strip?" he asked wriggling his eyebrows, "No i don't" i sighed. He banged his head on the couch, I stared at him intrigued, he had gone mad or what?

I placed the meat on the chopping board and started to chop it, when he invaded into the kitchen and jumped on the counter. "I'm not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling." he smirked, "I'm not a killer but I bet I could murder" i grinned, for which he stared at me with a gulp. After a good five minutes he cleared his throat, I know something is coming up next. " You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me." he muttered, I was about to burst a laugh but bite my inner cheeks. "G-go ahead I'm not doing it, so go ahead and have s-sex with yourself" i muttered in between my laughs. 

He groaned and twisted his face crossing his arms over his chest with a pout, he suddenly snapped his finger making a gasp and cupped my cheeks, "The best line ever....i made it up by myself don't ruin it pretty...." he mumbled and inhaled. "Are you a washing machine? Because I want to put my dirty load in you." he grinned, "Kim Seokjin, I'm not your slave for you to put on your dirty clothes on me, you can do your laundry by yourself!" I snarled. "OH FUCK! IM GIVING UP! I HATE EVERYTHING!" he yelled whimpering and shot me a glare before jumping off from the counter. 

"Okay! One last one.....i swear namjoon, if you don't understand this too! T-then...then I'm gonna cry!" he muttered sniffling, man had real tears on his eyes, for real I don't know what I did to make him this emotional. "Okay baby, I swear I won't upset you anymore" i muttered for which he grinned, "O-okay, I trust you" he mumbled for which I hummed. "I-if i was a balloon, will y-you blow me?" he sniffled, I grinned. "Of course baby!" I chimed for which he grinned, "Then do, okay? Really?" he asked for which I nodded and leaned in and blew hot airs on his face. 

"IM CRYING!" he yelled and stomped away causing me to jerk, he slammed the door and locked his room. "He asked to blow, and I did...what's with this man" i sighed to myself and continued to do my work. 

"Papa where jinnie papa?" taegguk murmured squinting his eyes, "Papa is in his room gook, papa is upset..." I mumbled for which he hummed in a questioning manner. "I don't know baby..." I sighed, "Thats fine papa, you giwbe papa a kiwss! Tate dada does that's!" he giggled for which I smiled and hoist him up. I walked towards our bedroom and knocked on the door softly, the door opened. He huffed and plopped on the bed again, "Papa why are you angwy?" taegguk mumbled crawling to jin who hugged him. 

"Some people...they can just straightforwardly tell if they don't want to...no need to act so innocent" i stared at him, even more confused. "Jin hun...i s-seriosuly didn't understand" i whispered, he sat up just to glare at me. "Taegguk is here, we'll talk after he leaves" he muttered for which I hummed. 

I waved taegguk goodbye from the doorframe, he blew kisses on the air giggling as he made little jumps on tae's lap. I sighed and turned to jin, "Why were you upset baby?" I whispered. My body jerked as he pinned me to the wall and pinned my hands upwards, he didn't give time for me to think on but started to draw hickies, hands traced on my body, I whimpered at the sudden proximity. "I was horny...and wanted to have sex, but you kept dimming me off, turning off my pick up lines" he whispered, I shuddered as he nibbled with my earlobes. 

"You really didn't understand?" he asked for which I let out a shaky hum, "How about I teach you the meaning behind those phrases in more deets, by showing the meaning behind those" he whispered giving light taps on my ass, I immediately jumped and wrapped my legs around his torso. "Yes,please" i whispered before colliding our lips.