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D E S C R I P T I O N ·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳ seokjin the high school heartthrob gets a dare to date the school nerdy boy for a month.

3-RD POV

"yoongi, youre fucking ridiculous...i would never date such a freak...ewww! he studies even during free times!" seokjin groaned with a grimace clearly plastered on his face, "but that doesn't changes the fact that boy's gorgeous" taehyung chuckled shaking his head. "Gorgoeus aside but...dammit, ill do it" he groaned slapping his cheeks earning sniggers. 

The next day, bloomed in seokjin's life. He groaned to himself before jogging towards the backseat where the boy sat quietly, doing his calculations. Seokjin was an emotion close to give up on this, but his pride would hurt if he did so, since yoongi had challenged him that he would date the freak's friend, the name was park jimin or sum' it didn't stick on seokjin's head. He placed his bag on the chair and sat beside the boy, namjoon and smirked to himself. 

"hey," he called out cocking a brow and pulled out his intimate poss knowing that he looked ravishing by exposing his adam apple. The boy looked up to him with his doe eyes and hummed softly, "yes, hyunggie" seokjin chocked on the pancake he ate that morning, never once people called him so innocently, especially with the declaration 'hyung' and '-ie' made him somehow cringe, a lil bit. "yea yea, whats your name cutie" he smirked, "namjoonie" he boy mumbled with a pout and reverted his gaze back to his mathematic boy. 

"nice name, but ill prefer to call you as mine" he cocked out, but frowned at the nod. Is he not gonna flirt back, or is he just playing hard to get?  "have a boyfriend?" he quivered cautiously, "mr.snuggies" the male mumbled with a pout. "mr.what now?" seokjin scrunched his nose, "mr.snuggies and nova baby" seokjin rolled his eyes, he was definitely playing hard to get for seokjin and that was not a big deal for him tho, he could make the boy be hook, line and sinker for him. "so, are you free this evening?" he quivered, namjoon shook his head as no. 

"i need to bath nova" seokjin smirked, "your boyfriend?" namjoon nodded. "how big...cause i have bigger...definitely" he smirked, namjoon lolled his tongue out and parted his hands a little showing him the leverage, seokjin's jaw dropped. "is he alien or sum'...that's hella huge..." he murmured, namjoon scrunched his button nose. "no, he was just born...he little" he mumbled, "just born?" namjoon nodded. "wait...what are you talking about?" seokjin groaned, "my puppy, nova" namjoon dented his cheeks. "playing hard to get huh?" seokjin chuckled, "no..he doesn't play only sleeps...very cute wanna see?" seokjin was going insane, what was his problem now?

Before seokjin could protest, namjoon pulled out his mini baby-blue flip phone and showed seokjin a picture of a newborn puppy grinning like a baby, "nova" he mumbled. "yea that's cute..." seokjin scoffed. "hmm..." namjoon hummed before, putting his phone back into his bag and stared at seokjin with his puppy doe eyes. What does he wants from him now?!

" What?" seokjin whisper yelled, "you have a puppy right...show me please...pretty please, i promise i won't tell anybody, pinky promise!" namjoon stared at seokjin intrigued as seokjin banged his head on the table. "hyunggie, doesn't that hurts?" he mumbled staring at seokjin who growled at him and stomped from his seat whimpering lightly. 

That didn't end there, at first seokjin thought that namjoon was actually playing hard to get, but when time passed he got to know that the boy was just...really, really innocent. Painfully, innocent that the boy blushed madly when he asked if he had kissed before and he answered yes, and said that he kissed his mother, seokjin had a heart attack that day and the next day he tried to rectify with namjoon only to know that he meant the motherly, loving kiss. He drove seokjin crazy that seokjin couldn't let go off the boy as the saying goes, 'too precious to let go'. 

Seokjin would take the boy's hands on his like a baby, and drag him everywhere to protect him at all costs. Seokjin sighed staring at namjoon who was talking to a little bug, haunched down on the ground, he was just too innocent for this cruel world. "namjoon-ah we need to go..." seokjin mumbled, stomping his feet restlessly but he didn't want to let the boy himself either. "please hynggie...can we have him? he looks so lonely..." namjoon mumbled staring at the ladybug with his googoo eyes. "we cant keep it-" "mr.buggie~" namjoon interrupted seokjin showing him his doe eyes, dammit. 

That's how a jovial namjoon skipped beside seokjin, holding seokjin's palms carefully along with seokjin who was...well, who was holding a ladybug in the little transpiring box namjoon had given him, with the utmost care. "thank you hyunggie! you're the best!" seokjin's eyelids parted a little when namjoon planted a kiss on his cheeks before snatching the Tupperware from his hands and skipped into his house as if he didn't just let seokjin suffer through a hysteria, with the biggest sappy smile on his face. 

Seokjin scratched his nape with a gleaming grin and walked to his home, "well...looks like i found my fucking pure, innocent mate" he chuckled to himself and skipped into his house. 

timeskip. 

Namjoon sniffled staring at seokjin with his angry red eyes, he snatched his Tupperware from seokjin and stomped somewhere, apparently, he overheard everything him and hoseok were talking about and got to know about seokjin's intention. He didn't understand it fully, but he knew that it was all acting and forged affection, his lips wobbled as he sat on the bench crying softly, squinting his eyes wriggling his legs like a toddler who got his candy snatched.

"well...looks like you don't have to break u- fuck, don't tell me you actually like him" a low growl slipped seokjin's lips as he glared at hoseok, "don't ever fucking call him as my toy ever, he is no one's toy..!" he snarled before running towards the direction namjoon ran earlier. Seokjin halted on his trance as he stared at namjoon with his wide eyes, the boy was no longer crying but playing with a caterpillar. "namjoon! put that down! put that down now!" he grimaced his face and yanked namjoon's hands causing the caterpillar to fall on the ground, namjoon stared at seokjin with his wide eyes. 

"mr.wormy!" seokjin groaned, at hit on namjoon's hands lightly in a warning manner. "wormy my ass!come lets wash-" "your ass name is mr.wormy too? okay.. ill name him-" seokjin dragged namjoon out of the place before he could find any more insects and name them, to claim his authority on them. He glared at the pouty namjoon and washed his hands off and dried it using a rag. "never touch any insects! they can be poisonous!" he scolded, "b-but...mr.wormy smiled at me..he wont-" ""shut up! let me protect you my little baby!" seokjin whimpered and pressed namjoon's head into his chest. 

"mr. wormy?" "no!" namjoon pouted and nuzzled to seokjin's chest. "I'm your boyfriend okay?" seokjin cupped namjoon's cheeks and tugged his hair behind his ears softly, "but nova is-" "this is a different kind of boyfriend..." seokjin mumbled and nodded namjoon nodded his head. "kissy love?" "huh?" seokjin scratched his nape. "big person say, kissy love, like Minnie and yoongi hyung" seokjin nodded his head hopelessly. "yes...whatever busty love-" "kissy love!" "yea...kissy love" 

"if you really kissy love me...then i want mr.froggie we saw that day.."

"no"