ROAD TRIP - namjin oneshots | bottom namjoon. ✓

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: : Pregnant / labor au 

Joon pov

I let out a soft whimper coddling myself into a ball, i huffed and sat up squinting my eyes. I gave him a hard-on kick on his butt, he groaned and rolled to the side. "Y-your son is having a party in here, give me your hand you moron." i sniffled, he hummed and continued to sleep by laying on his stomach. 

"I-ill vomit on you seokjin wake up." i sniffled, he hummed again. I glared and continued to sulk rubbing my tummy, and back. "Seokjin....I'm hungry" i whined, he hummed and continued to sleep, i groaned and rolled my eyes.

 "Seokjin...I'm horny" he immediately sat up and smirked at me, "Sure darlin~!" he chimed, "So you were acting like sleeping all along?" i growled, he immediately plopped on the bed and buried his face into the plush, letting out fake snores. 

"Enough of your acting, give me your hand" i mumbled with a pout, he chuckled and nuzzled to my stomach and rubbed it softly. "He is having a disco in there..." he chuckled, "Seokjin....i t-think somethings wrong with the baby" i stammered, he gave me a concerned look. "I c-can barely stand and i feel so weak...i think the baby is k-killing me"i mumbled for which he scoffed rolling his eyes. 

Jin pov

"Shhh enough there you dancer, enough of dancing in there arent you tired?" i chuckled earning another hard on kick, i hissed and rubbed it slowly. "C-can we cuddle?" he mumbled with a sniffle, wiping off his runny nose. I hummed and pulled him to my chest, he turned and flipped around trying to get on a comfy position, but cried when he couldn't find one. "I think is your bump baby" i whispered,and pecked his forehead to see him glaring at me, oh god. 

"You're calling me fat! Indirectly! You know what these are all because of you! All...all of these struggles and this human eating baby! The gigantic baby bump is all fucking because of you! You know what! You should try getting pregnant! Then only you will know the pain and strugg-" "Okay baby sshhh sorry" i whispered, "I a-annoy don't i?" he sniffled, 

"No no baby its just your pregnancy mood swings have made you such a bi-"  

"Finish that sentence. Finish that fucking sentence, I dare you. See how much super strength this baby has given me. I'll smack the soul out of you." 

" Baby i was about to mean , pregnancy's made you such a big hearted person who is beautiful and lovely and I would never trade you for anything." 

"Thank you." he sniffled, that was a close shave. "Baby" i called for which he hummed, "Do you think ill be a great dad?" i quivered, he hummed in a thinking manner and stared at me for a while. "No" he muttered, "Why not?!" i fussed. "Why not? WHY NOT?! YOU CANT EVEN MAKE HIM CALM THE FUCK DOWN WHEN HE IS CAGED INTO MY BELLY AND YOU-" he panted for a while, still glaring at me.  "You cant even make him calm down when he is in my belly so you have an audacity to think that you can take care of him when he is out? I swear seokjin, i bet you're the one who's gonna roll on the floor crying over this rascal in here" he murmured, he let out a shaky breath abruptly and stared at me with his wide eyes. 

"D-dont fucking open your mouth, i t-think I'm on l-labor you wouldn't d-dare to open your- fuckk!" he groaned as water trickled down from his legs, i immediately sat up and stared at him with wide eyes. 

"YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING DIE BY STARING AT ME?! WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKIN!? CALL ME AN AMBULANCE SEOKJIN! CALL ME A FUCKING AMBULANCE!" 

"Y-you're a fucking ambulance...." 

"YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO JOKE NOW! ILL KILL YOU SEOKJIN! HOSPITAL NOW!" 

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"The baby will be delivered after the construction hit, we just need to wait for it" the doctor muttered, "I-im so scared...will it hurt so much?" he quivered, i pecked his cheeks and forehead afterwards. "Dont worry baby, it won't hurt" i mumbled, "B-but how do you know?" he sniffled, "I know baby....he came out of me first, and i felt fine...so good perhaps." i grinned, earning a death glare, i chuckled nervously. 

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"A little more there, baby push a little harder" i whispered, he groaned and shot me a glare through the pain. "Screw you! Ahhh! fuck you seokjin! f-fuck you!" with a last high-pitched wail he delivered the baby and panted. "You did great love, I'm so proud of you...i will be proud every year" i whispered and pecked his lips. "E-every year?" he panted, "You will see baby" i sniffled. He was too worn out to realize the meaning behind those words, i cooed and cradled my newborn softly. 

"You seem so lonely baby, want a baby brother or sister hmm?" i cooed, "How about a new daddy then baby?~ You seem so bored with this daddy~ how about a new handsome daddy huh?" my jaw hung open as i stared at him baffled, he grinned and patted my head. "Be happy that i love you" he grinned, i whined and nuzzled to him whimpering. "See? I said ill be the one taking care of not one but two babies...and i hate that i never go wrong" he groaned.