ROAD TRIP - namjin oneshots | bottom namjoon. ✓

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3rd pov ✨🤍

"Oh come on namjoon, you're funny!" namjoon shook his violently to prove them that he is not lying but neither of them believed them, of course they wouldn't. Who would believe him when he says that the korea's well-respected intimate mafia is his boyfriend. "Joonie okay okay~ we believe you don't cry~" jimin lulled namjoon and smacked taehyung's nape, "M-minnie i pwomise!" he sobbed, jimin lulled his baby brother softly not knowing from where did his baby brother got this kind of assumption and delusions, hence he didn't even know that how did his baby brother knew about the mafia hellhole and the dreading mafia. 

"N-no you don't believe joonie! I'll cawll tiger!" he huffed sniffling and took his phone and his hands and clicked on a icon which had a bold 'tiger' on it. Jimin shot his friends  a weary look not knowing who the anonymous 'tiger' guy was. 

Seokjin was splattered with blood, his coat drench and trickled down the clear red substance as he stabbed the opponent male ruthlessly feeling his dagger twist and churn the nerves of the evildoer as he screamed hollers. "Seokjin you got a call!" seokjin stopped his deeds and cocked a brow at yoongi, "Who?" "I don't know...but it says bear?" seokjin grinned, before turning his attention to the almost corpose. "Shhh you speak a word and ill hung you under the bridge heard that?" the man nodded his head vigorously. 

"Bab-" he let out a growl as he heard his love's sniffling and sobs, "Who made you cry bear?" "T-twiger! T-they say joonie liwe! Tiwger joonie boyfwiend wight?" namjoon sniffled, "Im yours baby,your boyfriend,husband,friend everything I'm all yours..." seokjin whispered, "C-come home joonie miwsses you" seokjin eased a little as he pictured namjoon pouting over the phone, "Okay dokie~" he cooed earning a soft giggle. He finished his little 'killing' business there before cladding into a cozy attire before revving up. 

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"Joonie boyfwend comin'!" namjoon scoffed before plopping on the couch and started to play candy crush on it sniffling. 

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"TIGER!" Jimin stood there froze as his eyes darted to the mafia who stood there nuzzling to his brother like a clingy boyfriend, he gulped and stared at taehyung who had the same expression he had a few minutes ago. 

"Why was my bear crying huh?" namjoon pouted fiddling with seokjin's collar, "Kiwsses" namjoon mumbled, totally forgetting about the scenario earlier. "Only kisses~ huh darlin'~?" namjoon squeaked shutting seokjin's lips with his hands and made a snarl. "L-later" he mumbled with a blush creeping on his face, Jimin stared at them baffled as seokjin invaded into the house and went into namjoon's bedroom without even sparing a glance at him and taehyung. 

"Yo, how does it feels to have a mafia as your brother-in-law?~" taehyung chimed, 

"Feels like i drank a half-gallon of water in a minute" 

"Huh?"

"Doesn't makes sense" 

"Oh"