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xiao' birthday party part two

Xiao at his house playing on his switch with his boyfriend and zhngli (original) is sleeping on the couch cause he's old. Then people knocking the door Zhongli heard them. He went to the door cause it was the guests he invited for Xiao's birthday sequel. The guests were Scaramouch, Lisa, Diluc, Kaeya, and Tortilla Ed Sheeran Shape of You Russia Childe (tartaglia) 

XIAO 

went to the door to his dad and was confused cause he didnt know why they were there. Zhongli told Xiao to bring the guests into the main room, then the party continued. Lisa ate all the food and then threw up. Kaeya smuggled in alcohol. Scaramouche found Xiao's Nintendo Wii but he is stupid so he thought it was an Xbox. He asked Xiao "Does your Xbox have five nights ar freddy's?" and Xiao said no then he ran back to zhongli (his dad) and said he doesn't trust scaramouche. just when zongli told him not to worry, they heard glass break and scaramouche ran outside the window with the wii. he stole Xiao's Wii. 

They decided to open the presents next. 

Lisa gave him a copy of 1984. Diluc gave him like $500. Kaeya gave him a Pepsi. Then the last present from Zhongli was another microwave. Finally Xiao's depression was cured he got his microwave again :)

Childe Tortilla saw his microwave and pulled out his gun and pointed it at Xiao and said "Give me your microwave or i will dead yourself." so then Xiao had to give him his new microwave that he just got. He has depression again.