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Zhongli MTV cribs tour

zhingli decided to move into a house new because his son is going  going to college soon! and he wasnts to live near him collegg. the new house is huge because zhongli mad money in specalist dance :)

he also hired a babysitter named ksunalioa off of craigslit because he thought XIAO WAS GETTING TOO LONELY and he needed a sitter baby si;

Xiao dodn't like the babysitt because she looks like a n infant,such a shame tho she wa a perfcet pbabysistter becaus she is a baby adn she sit! whon zhonli got home the kusanli (nahida( stole zhongli's brand new ferrari because it urns out SHE WORKDE OFR KAYEAY>????????????//??/

around this time, Gnayu came hoem from her honeymmon was at walmart(walmart) and zhongli showed her her her guest room if she and thomathan want t stop by. 

"Dad your care is gone?"

"yes daughter it got stolen by a sussy babysittter and im going to walk to the car dealersip so get a new car.
" zhongli made pensive face. 

"But i could just drive you the?" ganyu shrugged

"Too much work!" zhongli insist/ "lets all do specialist so i  can aford my new!"" the adeptus family did their calasic family traditon=

"Bye bye dad i am goino back to thomas." tganyu ganu u left the hosue. zhongli went upstairs to find his th son. XI

"an why u always on that damn phone" gonglow saud whe he wnt to his son 's room.

xiao the genshin imapct was getting really edgy lately."Dad youre gothic clone was just in the backyard earlier"

"What"

"just go chekc he ate all our muster"" xiao stayed in his corner of his rom.

Zhogli went outside but when he came back i the houe, he heard aether talking "Omg when he did get here i must GIVE HIM THE HOSUE TOUR!??????" he tracked down gayther at the house and he gave him the tour of the new hous. "This is our ahouse, and we are rich and I am zhongli. and I am zhongli. also dont go in my room and dont look under my bed"

"Aether" said okay.

"heya ether want to eat the vitamin that zhongli keeps hiding from me," xiao is going to die.

"so true bestie!!' (they both almost 0verdose on meds(theyre stupid))

"SON!" zhonli gound them"You disobeyed my"

"Dad why are you not letting me eat vitamin" xiao was getting upset

Zhongli sgihed "Aether...... go home. and giao,,, you re grounded for a week and a week"

they :(((( :( and xiao went to his room and stared in the corner for week an d a half. zhongli had never legit groudded him before but he jus wanted wats best for his soon because he is abouy to go to collage. (which is a fucking miracle considering xiao tries to take pictures with the house phone)