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"MY ON IS GONE/11????" morex wa s crying why his baby boy- no non not boy, zhonglit bmust remember xiao likes to be called his CHILD (not the tartaglia kind) "MY CHIL D MY LITTLE BABY XIAO THE ADEPTUE where did you???? " zhongli reun around the home to find them , but no use (silver the hogehog)??????? It's no U.S.

zongli jumpe d to the phone"my called the nine one one whre my son- sorry, my KID"

"this is officer" on the other phone

"please my kid is missing for an hour1!" zhongliexpliainted. 

"how old is your're"

"eighteen but they are like, a little umm how do i say this... intellectually inetpt........ :( frowing. " zhongli gob his shoes and his shoes and put them in his feet and ran out the door he had to ind! xiao! todaY! please xiao be safe zhongli morxax rerx rapix said. 

at the authoriesiies. zhongli saw him clone one?! oh my god it was llike it was menat to be! prasise the lord god worksd in mysterous ways UwU

"zhongli clone one, i must find my beloved child NOT CHILDE, xiowa. help me please i know you owwork for a woman ho is an FBI? yes?"zhongli orange said he was almost about to cry 

"well.. yes but---"

the woman in the room.

"what 'd this aoubout a missing kid? ilm a litle busy but i ll make tome time." eula was in patentiant. impatein. IMPATIENT fuck me i was trying to spell it right that time

"my SON!" xhogli yelled so much he broke the widow. "IM MEAN my my kid, my child, the person who i legally obligated to care for until the age of eighten but they are already eighteen and they are still relly stupid i am tjust trying to keep them save from the world is so dagnerous!" zhongli cries. (in present tense)

"okay were were your 'child; last seen and where would 'THEY' go?"/ eula was hate pronouns.

"i think they went to boyfriend, or maybe sister, my other child, she is like 24 i think i can't remember i am old i have schizophrenia wait i meant i have dyslexia wait i meant i have arthritis." zhongli is old.

"you said........... boyfriend?' eula was now interested (!!!!!!!!!)

"yes my child, he lvoes that iother kid from school,but he go expelled, so he hasnt in a long time. i dont know where he lives, so maybe my sonI MEAN MY KID is hiding there and my name is zhongli and i love my non-binary offpsring."

"shut up, we are wasting TIME!'" " eula got out her chair and get her kar ceys. "WE MUST FIND YOUR KID NOEW!!" wulea go to the gold plated limo and zhongli and zhongli both followed hr.zhongli origial was in tears of joy he was so happy someone help him find the xiao. unfortuatley, zhongli clone one........ he knew.... eul has ulteiror motivesBUT how could he just say to hzongli who was so happy he find his kid sOon? zhonli clone one didnt wan't to ruin his happiness. eula was going to KILL xiao an d what was he suposed to ?do?? nooooo!!!