the bible of verr goldet

Childe Arrest

In parking lot city, Xiao decided he had enough driving and was gonna do DDR in the nearby arcade. while he was there, that left Zhonglee and Ethernet cable alone so they took a road trip where they bonded and zhongli no longer wanted to beat up his future son in law with a baseball bat SO TRUEEE 

At the arcade, Dark Pit and his ableist mother, Palutena, appeared and started arguing, Dark Pit was being edgy and said he was just gonna play the arcade games. xiao has no fucking idea what's going on. HOwever, suddenly an evil man appeared in th earcade.  A CLONE OF CHILDE/!??!11 Palutena immediately saw him and both she and xiao did their best to prevent dark pit from seeing him and getting ptsd from his horrible russian ex boyfriend. however dark pit saw him and ran out of the building. Palutena called eula and she came to apprehend tortilaga. However it was just a clone, and once eula left, the real tortilla stood in the arcade laughing evil. but he forgot XIAO (from xiao) was still there and he reported to call eula back ot the arcade and handcuffs him. 

Finally the childe adulte otrilata is capterered!