Zhongli took his son and his son's boyfriend to Parking Lot City to test both of their driving skills. Zhongli drove first to demonstrate and he threatened Aether that he would beat him with a baseball bat if he continued to critique his driving (Zhongli is a pro driver because he works for grubhub so he hates when people critizcese his driving)
While driving, Zhongli informed the two about how he got the car.
"Son I got this car with my money for my job! I work for Grubhub and also deal weed"" quote zhongli.
"wait what" said giao when the xnow.
"I mean the weeds like the ones that grow in our backyard you know" Zhongli realized his mistake and quickly covered it, thankfully it worked.
After the demonstration, xiao was the driver, and Juan Lee said he did great, but continued to threaten aether with a baseball bat, saying that when it would be his turn behind the wheel he better drive as safely as possible or the consequences would be harsh (being beaten with a wooden baseball bat and not being allowed to go out with his son anymore)
Zhongli also taught them the lore of cars and how they have been in liyue for over 3000 years and his name is Zhongli.
Finallly it was AAether's turn to vehicle, and he tried his best but zhongli was pressuring him the entire time :pensive emoji:
TBH ZHONGLI YOU SHOULD BE CRITIQUING YOUR OWN SON NOT AETHER WDLHKDFNGDF
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