18. pickup lines (ft. google)

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LEVI :)
time: 4:08 PM

#Y/N_IN anyway i have a
very problematic question

do you think i would rather
hear it? cause i wouldn't

did it hurt?

no

yes it did

yeah it really didn't

did it hurt when you
fell for me ;)

why would i fall for you

i'm hitting on u lol pls
acknowledge it

why .

GIMME ONE CHANCE
😭😭😭🙏🙏

i've given you plenty of
chances you just keep
testing me

good to know i have such
an effect on you<3

anyway on a scale of 1-10

youre a 9

and im the 1 u need

no

im a ten get it right

loool just imagine someone
going up to u and saying

"life without you is like
a broken pencil .......
pointless"

it would be stupid. i'd ask
them to just remove themself

a very subtle way to tell
someone to d word them
selves .....

but i have a good one

and it's just for you.
i think you'll like it

i'm getting goosebumps
let's hear it

life with you is like a
broken pencil

i am swooned swayed
adored :/

do you not like the pickup
lines i got from google 🙁

an understatement

i loathe them, so stop trying

whatever i do you falling in
love with moi (aka y/n l/n) is
inevitable

it isn't. that just shows how
big your ego is

my inferiority complex
is quaking

are you okay

no but anyway

if you were words on a page,
you'd be fine print 😆

this is my limit

my thirteenth reason

i can't do this anymore

my names y/n but you
can call me anytime

i wouldn't want to call you
anyway

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