EVERMORE, levi ackerman ✓

06. excuses, excuses

LEVI
time: 8:47 PM

LEVI

what

hello 2 u too

do you need something

i present to you an offer

no

how could you say no to me :/

#betrayed

whatever

what even is it

right so actually armins
making me finish my part
for a project in math

i have no idea what to do
for it

figure it out idiot

help me i'll call you

why should i help you

so armin won't call me a
disappointment.

.

PLS PLS PLEASE
pretty PLz <3

you owe me though

weLL IT DEPENDS

WHAT DO I OWE U

tea

tea??

yes.

out of all the other things

tea??? ??¿??¿¿?

problem?

no not really i'll get you
your tea Your Highness

thanks

ALWAYS WELCOME

CAN I CALL U RN

if you want to

okay

hold on im nervous

why

its just me

THIS IS NERVERACJISBG

we've met already how is
this any different

that isn't my fault 🙁🙁

anyway u call

go

do it

im totally ok

hey, calm down.

just do it already HHH

levi is calling you
...
call accepted.

"uummm hello?"

"you sound like a tired
grandma."

"okay what and why!???"

"what? it's exactly how
i said it."

"give me a break, i'm tired."

"it's not even nine."

"first of all...you literally never
sleep, you have no room to
speak."

he shrugged it off, deciding
to be kind enough to move on
and help you with your project.

"what do you need to do?"

"oh, you're actually down to
help me?"

"i'm not exactly heartless."

"yea you are, no need to lie."

"anyway."

"what is it?"

"wait, wait—give me a
minute i totally did not
lose the instructions."

"you're tempting me to
leave this call."

"die in a ditch."

"'s that what you want?
no one's going to help
you with that then."

"i was just joking! don't
leave."

"besides, i've got it riiight
here."

you read to him the file
containing the stuff you
had to do as well as the
text messages that armin
had sent you.

suddenly levi very much
regrets helping you with
homework on a school
night.

"okay, so, did i explain
that well?"

"you can be serious when
you wanna."

"of course i can. i actually
try to pass, idiot."

"i don't doubt it."

that sounded a bit too
sarcastic.

M*N.

"before you come at me i've
completely given up on trying
to figure out anything related
to math."

"i try to pass, my ass."

"PLEAAASE THAT RHYMED."

"end call button looks real
nice right now."

"you suck."

"shut up. do you want to
be shit on for turning in
an ugly work, or not?"

"that's so harsh! i kinda regret
calling you now!"

"again, i can always leave."

"haha lol yeah levi i don't regret
calling you, in fact you are doing
me such a big favor that tears are
brimming in my eyes."

"i don't appreciate the sarcasm,
dimwit."

"i bet all my money that you
searched synonyms of idiot
for that."

"my vocabulary is just wide,
unlike yours."

"just because i'm bad at math,
doesn't mean that i'm bad at
other subjects, you shitty, ugly
five-three ass!"

"hm. so did you want to
continue with that, or
what?"

"i hope you get dirt all over
your house."

"excuses, excuses."