Haikyuu One-Shots and Head Cannons

Iwaoi

A/N I am using this as an excuse to ramble about Star Wars lol

Iwaizumi Pov 

Oikawa has been rambling non stop about Star Wars and it has come to him now arguing with some teammates about his opinions on the franchise. 

"Whose the best pilot from Star Wars?" Makki asked knowing that it would start problems since a few members of the team liked star wars. Surprisingly one of them was Kyoutani. 

"Anikan."

"Han Solo." 

Both Oikawa and Kyoutani answered at the same time and they looked at each other. 

"Han Solo is a much better pilot than Anikan Skywalker!" Oikawa yelled. 

"No way it's 100% Anikan easy." Kyoutani answered. 

"Wait I thought it was meant to be Luke?" Yahaba asked and they both looked at him. 

"WHAT?!" They yelled simultaneously. 

"No hold up, it's that guy from the new movies. Po." Mattsun answered and Oikawa and Kyoutani looked ready to commit murder.

"Thats ridiculous! Anikan was an amazing pilot so was Luke, it ran in their blood or whatever and they both had skills but Han Solo hands down was the best pilot. He did the kessel run in 12 parsecs, breaking a record. His career was being a smuggler. As much I love watching Anikan and Luke fly since they are both talented they just aren't the best. Also Mattsun Po is and never will be the best pilot." Oikawa said and they all silenced. 

"Then what are you, a Jedi or Sith?" Mattsun asked. 

"I think, I would prefer to be a Grey Jedi but knowing how much I tend to get too emotional and pull more towards the dark side." Oikawa answered. 

"What the fuck is the difference between a Jedi, a Grey Jedi and a Sith?" Watari asked and I groaned knowing Oikawa was about to ramble. 

"Okay pay attention." Oikawa said and they all nodded. 

"Sure." Kyoutani said. 

"The Jedi code is pretty well known. There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the force."

"And the Sith code is what?" Makki asked. 

"The Sith code states. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The force shall free me."

"So basically the Jedi are more selfless and the sith are selfish but they both want to have the same ending by being with the force?" Mattsun asked and Oikawa laughed. 

"The Sith and Jedi differ a lot more than that. The Jedi are meant to be peace keepers, yet they were the generals of the clone wars which went against their ways but they believed that was the only way to stop the Sith. However they both fail in one key area of the force and life itself, an area where the Grey Jedi prosper."

"How so?" Yahaba asked. 

"The Code of the Grey Jedi goes as follows. Flowing through all, there is balance.There is no peace without a passion to create. There is no passion without peace to guide. Knowledge fades without the strength to act. Power blinds without the serenity to see. There is freedom in life. There is purpose in death. The Force is all things and I am the Force." 

"So basically, the Jedi believe that only good should prosper and the Sith believe the same but about darkness and Grey Jedi believe in the balance of the two. Without one there is no balance?" Yahaba spoke. 

"But who are some known Grey Jedi? Name one." Makki stated. 

"Qui-Gon." Kyoutani said and Oikawa smiled. 

"No he was a Jedi." Mattsun said. 

"He never had a seat on the council for a reason, he may have been a master in the Jedi ways but he only believed in the force and not so much the light or the dark side of it. He was offered to join the council if he followed the Jedi Code but he refused his seat because he only believed in the force and doing what he believed to be right. Obi Wan, his padawan did grow up and take a seat on the council making him a Jedi. So Qui-Gon is a grey Jedi." Kyoutani explained. 

"Who else?" Makki asked. "That can't be it." 

"I think you could also argue that Ashoka Tano is a Grey Jedi. In the end she left the Jedi temple and went through her own journey of self discovery and for a while stopped believing in the ways of the Jedi but in the end trusted the ways of the force. She is one of, if not, my favourite female Star Wars character. She is strong, she found an alley in two Siths, for a short period of time, but not over lapping. First was with Ventress who had her lightsabers stolen and used to kill someone in order to frame Ashoka. Ventress actually helped Anikan prove her innocence and gave her advice and comfort during that difficult time. I mean the people who raised her, trained her, fought beside her had all thought she was guilty of murder. And it turned out it was her friend who was the one that framed her in the first place. The second Sith that had some sort of alliance with her, only for means of survival, same as the first time was Darth Maul who had helped her survive order 66 but not in the conventional way. She let him go in order to buy her time and try to save the clones. She only managed to save Rex. Later on in her life we see her in the Rebels series that took place quite some time after order 66 and she has white lightsabers and believes in restoring balance to the force while fighting along side the rebels to help people in empire controlled planets and to win back freedoms. So in my opinion she is a Grey Jedi." Oikawa rambled. 

"I agree with Oikawa on that." Kyoutani said which left everyone shocked. 

"Hold up, Iwaizumi, why aren't you talking?" Matssun asked me and I smiled a little.

"I have had conversations that last for hours with Oikawa about him and his opinions and theories on Star Wars. Like What happened to Jabba the Hutt's baby that he had in the Clone Wars movie and why was it not seen again? How did Rex, Gregor and Wolf meet up after order 66? Did it have something to do with the Bad Batch? How did Rex die? Was it during the battle of Endor that he did or has speculated to have appeared in?" I said sort of annoyed. 

"How does that not get annoying? How do you put up with it? Why do you put up with it?" Makki asked. 

"I mean sure it can get annoying but my Kawa is very cute when he rambles about things he is interested it. I don't 'put up with it' as you say, I enjoy it as much as I am not too interested in space he has gotten me a little hooked on it. They are good, and I enjoy it because I love him." I said as I walked over to Oikawa and gave him a kiss on the cheek. 

"Thanks Iwa-Chan, I love you too!" Oikawa happily said as he hugged me but then Kindachi did the unthinkable. 

"I don't really like star wars but Luke and Leia are a cute couple." Kindachi said and all of us where horrid, but Oikawa and Kyoutani looked like they were gonna kill him. 

"WHAT?!" They yelled at the poor boy. 

"Aren't they a couple, I mean they kissed." 

"OH MY GOD THEIR TWINS!!" Kyoutani yelled. 

"THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE RELATED AND LEIA ENDED UP WITH HAN AND THEY HAD A KID!" Oikawa yelled and Kindach scratched his head. 

"I thought Han was gay for the furry." Kunimi said just to start shit. 

"WHAT?!"

A/N: Sorry I just wanted to add this and put this out there in the world. I'll let you know this is a draft that I wrote a few months ago....I am a star wars nerd. I stand by most of what was said but also made this a bit funny. I hope you liked it. 🤣