Ronald McDonald x Colonel Sanders

Chapter 9 - Eye Bleach (Part 1)

A/N: Omg seriously over 300 reads? Thank you so much to everyone who actually read this weird ass story, I honestly never expected it to even get close to the amount of attention it has gotten. Also sorry I haven't updated for almost three weeks, I got writer's block and haven't known what to write, but I'm determined to finish this story until the end. I hope these next two chapters make up for the wait (it was originally one but was extremely long when I wrote it so I decided to split it into two and also they're both sort of filler chapters because I honestly couldn't think of anything else to come up with so yeah enjoy).

Ronald McDonald's POV
The next day at school, I was greeted by Scooby Doo and Shaggy-kun, who both waved at me. "What's up, man?" he asked. Scooby Doo barked. "Nothing much," I replied plainly. There was a pause before Shaggy-kun began talking. "So, today's the day we put our plan into action," he said, looking at me. I nodded my head at him, and he held out his hand for a fist pump, which I gladly returned. "Let's destroy Wendy-chan and get Colonel-senpai back, my dude."

Throughout the day, me, Shaggy-kun and Scooby Doo mostly stalked and spied on Colonel-senpai and Wendy-chan from far away. And yes, I must admit that it did feel like a really creepy and kind of yandere-ish thing to do, but I was just following Shaggy-kun's plan, and he seemed like he knew what he was doing. We were currently hiding in the bushes on our school field, watching the so called "couple" by Shaggy-kun from afar. It always managed to make me fill with burning anger and jealousy and never failed to make my blood boil whenever he referred to Colonel-senpai and Wendy-chan as a couple. I clenched my teeth and fists at the very thought of them kissing or holding hands. There was no way that I was going to let this girl steal away my man.

After the school day had came to an end, Shaggy-kun, Scooby Doo and I decided to hang out in the gym after school and discuss more of our plans for spying on Colonel-senpai and Wendy-chan. As we walked in, we expected no one else to be there, but boy were we wrong. What we had come across was something very unexpected. What we walked in on... made me want to drink and pour bleach into my eyes and lie in a coffin underneath the ground.

~Insert somewhat interesting scene here~

It was our gym teacher, Hisoka-san, who was pinning none other than our school bully, Bakugou-kun, against the wall of the gymnasium. All three of our jaws dropped in shock as we watched their whole ✨interaction✨ from afar. "Get the hell off me, you creepy ass pervert!" Bakugou-kun said in his signature yell. "Come on, don't be a bummer," Hisoka-san replied, smirking. Suddenly, I heard the gym door slam shut behind me, Shaggy-kun and Scooby Doo, causing Bakugou-kun and Hisoka-san to turn their heads our way. Bakugou-kun wore an embarrassed look on his face, while Hisoka-san looked like he just got caught stealing a cookie from the cookie jar by his parents. There was a pause before Hisoka broke the very awkward silence. "I can explain," he said before the three of us ran out the door towards Principal Erwin's office.

When we had entered the office, me, Scooby Doo and Shaggy-kun again saw something that made all of us want to commit die.

~Insert another somewhat interesting scene here~

What we were unfortunately subjected to once we opened the door was Principal Erwin and Levi-sensei, who were both currently smooching. They both immediately stopped once they saw us, with Erwin-san looking at us with an extremely embarrassed expression and Levi-sensei looking both irritated and dead inside at the same time. "Zoinks!" Shaggy-kun said from beside me. "Like, lock the door next time, my dudes!". Levi-sensei cleared his throat before speaking. "What is so important that you had to barge in here and interrupt us, brats?" he asked, clearly ticked off (as usual). "Well, um, we came in here to tell you about something we saw in the gym just now," I answered. Levi-sensei raised his eyebrows. "What are you two and that dog doing in the gym after school hours? And why are you all still here in the first place? You should be at your homes right now," he questioned us. "Never mind that, my dude," Shaggy-kun answered. "We just came to tell the prin here that we saw his gym teacher harassing one of the students." Their eyes became as wide as saucers. "Nani?" they both said at the same time.

- To be continued.