Ronald McDonald x Colonel Sanders

Chapter 14 - Ronald the Wingman + Bakugou's POV

A/N: This is pretty much just a filler chapter with Ronald being Bakugou's wingman.

Ronald McDonald's POV
It was a silent battle between Wendy-chan and I for Colonel-senpai's attention for the majority of the week. Most of the battles for him were Wendy flirting with Colonel-senpai while looking at me with a smug expression and me telling her to fuck off with my face and sometimes even mouthing the words. One day, when Shaggy-kun, Bakugou-kun and I were walking down the hallway, I noticed a bunch of signs advertising prom getting hung up on the walls of the school. It was only a week away and I had no one to go with, and although Shaggy-kun encouraged me to ask out Colonel-senpai, I already knew that Wendy-chan was going to get to him first. But maybe it was worth a shot, because Wendy-chan hadn't asked him to be her date to prom yet. If she had already asked him out I would have known because knowing Wendy, she would have announced it to everyone and the whole school would have known by now and it would currently be the latest gossip circulating around. It would be Wendy and Colonel, the popular "it" girl and guy going to prom together and becoming an official couple, and I couldn't bear to stand it. However, if I wasn't going to go to prom with Colonel-senpai, I had another plan in mind, and that was to get Bakugou-kun and Shaggy-kun to go together. It was so obvious that they had feelings for each other, and I wanted to help them. I would be their wingman, their third wheel if you will. I giggled silently as I remembered that I took the picture of Shaggy cuddling Bakugou the other day on my phone. Their interactions were always so cringeworthy yet cute at the same time. As I was thinking about them, I heard Bakugou's sudden voice from behind me. "Hey clown-kun," he greeted me. "I need to talk to you about something." "Alright, what is it?" I asked him as he pulled me to a corner where no one was around. He looked at me with a blushing face. "It's about Shaggy. I want you to help me ask him out to prom," he said. I grinned at him. "You read my mind! I was just thinking about you two," I said. "Don't worry, Baku, I'll help you." He rolled his eyes at the teasing nickname. "Yeah whatever dude," he said. "I just need you to help me come up with a plan to ask Shaggy to be my date." I nodded my head. "Did you have anything in mind?" I asked him. "Let's cut to the chase here; I don't want to confess to him in a fucking note like every character does in a romance movie or fanfiction, that's for pussy baby losers, and I am NOT one. I want you to help me come up with a plan to confess to him in person." I nodded again. "I was thinking of doing it after school today," he added. "Ok, so what area in this do you exactly want me to help you in?" I asked. "I'm not good at showing my feelings and being all mushy and shit, so I need help on what the fuck I should say to him," he replied. I paused for a moment, thinking on what I should say before giving my answer. "I think you should just go with your heart. You don't need to recite anything, it could be something as simple as "listen, I've liked you for a while but you probably already know that and I wanted to know if you wanted to go to prom with me," you know?" I said. He nodded. "I guess I'll say something like that then because I absolutely have no fucking clue as to what else I could say to him," he replied. "If you want, I could hide outside somewhere while you confess to him for support," I offered. He nodded. "Sure, I guess," he replied before the bell to leave school rung. As he started walking away, he stopped for a moment. "Thanks man," he said, before continuing to walk back over to Shaggy, who was standing at his locker. I continued to hide in the corner watching them until I saw the two walk together outside, and I quietly followed them from behind.

Bakugou's POV (lots of swearing ahead lol)
I was a nervous fucking wreck as the guy I had a massive ass crush on and I were walking outside towards the cherry blossom trees. I felt these weird feelings form in my stomach when Shaggy smiled at me, which I'm pretty sure people call stomach butterflies or some shit. "So what did you want to talk to me about, man?" Shaggy asked me. I blushed. "There's something that I've been wanting to ask your hot a- I mean dumb ass for while now," I said. He flashed me that stupid, goofy and fucking adorable little smile. "Sure dude, what is it?" he asked. I didn't reply and kept walking until we were standing under the cherry blossom trees together. I looked that adorable fucking idiot gay in the eyes (A/N: because Bakugou isn't straight he can't look people straight in the eyes get it LOL). "Shaggy, will you go to fucking prom with me, you idiot?" I asked him courageously. Much to my surprise, his face immediately lit up as if it was a fucking Christmas tree. For the second time now, he gave me that stupid smile that made me giddy as fuck inside. "Of course man! I would love to!" he said, putting his arm around me. For a small ass second there I swore that I could feel my lips form into a tiny smile as I blushed, but I tried to stop it from becoming evident and noticeable because the thought of Shaggy actually ever seeing me smile was embarrassing as fuck to think about. I'm Bakugou for crying out loud, I'm a strong, tough, don't-mess-with-me type of guy who conceals his feelings, not some soft hearted and emotional little bitch who wears his heart on his sleeve. Although I tried extremely fucking hard to hide the "secret" grin on my face, I think I was too late because the eyes and smile belonging to the cute dumb ass standing right in front of me both immediately widened as he looked at me. "Aww did I catch little Bakugou ACTUALLY smiling there for a spilt second?" that adorable little motherfucker named Shaggy teased me. I scoffed. "As if, you loser," I replied jokingly. Shaggy's lips formed into a smirk. "So does this mean that we're... dating now?" he asked me, playfully moving his eyebrows up and down. I lightly punched him on the shoulder. "Yeah I guess so," I replied, blushing beat red and turning my gaze away from him. I suddenly felt a pair of hands being placed on my shoulders and I looked up at that cute fucking bozo only to see him looking at me directly in the eyes. "Hey man do you mind if I?" he asked. I freeze and my heart stops beating for a moment as I take in and understand his words before giving him permission by nodding my head. Time stands still as his face begins to get closer to mine as he leans in. "Holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck he's about to ki-" I thought while having a gay panic in my head until my thoughts were cut off and interrupted by Shaggy's lips touching my own. An electric, spark-like feeling rushes through out my body as this is happening. I begin to question if what's happening right now is actually real, as it all feels too surreal, too much like a dream, to be reality. As we're kissing, I feel someone smack my hand and give me a high five from behind, causing me to pull from the kiss and break it off. I turn around only to see that little shit Ronald running away from Shaggy and I while laughing uncontrollably. "HA! GAYYYYY," he shouts as I begin to run after him in annoyance. "Get the hell back here, you bastard!" I shout while Shaggy chuckles in amusement at us both as we fight like two little kids. I feel myself begin to fucking smile again as I think about the shit that just went down between me and Shaggy. I was finally in a relationship with my crush, and it felt fucking amazing.