The Perfect Friend

Kroger

"Caiden?" I say looking out the window of his black jeep.
"Yes princess?"

"Why are we at Kroger"

"Do you want to pick out dinner or not?" He turns and looks at my face very serious, then blows a burst of air mixed with spit all over my face.

"That was lovely." I jump out of the car wiping my face off with my shirt. He gets a cart and I jump in ready for the ride.

"I want this" I say picking up large cookie.

"And why would I let you buy that? You can't get fat on me princess. I need to be able to wake up to your skinny legs every morning." He winks and smiles.

"That's a dollar for the jar." I stand up and look into his eyes. I'm still in the cart so I'm a little taller then him.

I wrap my arms around his neck and lean in like I'm about to kiss him. You can see the lust on his face, and right when he closes his eyes I take in a big load of air and blow all over his face.

"That is not fair!" He demands looking angry, "now you have to put a dollar in the jar."

We pay for all of the yummy food like pizza and cereal, and head to the car.
"I don't know if I should tell you this, but there is a huge party at Nicks house." Nick was my ex-boyfriend, he cheated on me last year with three girls. I mean he wasn't even drunk. I guess I'm just a boring person.

"I want to go" I say confidently.

"Are you sure? I remember last year, you where heartbroken."

"I'm positive. I just need an outfit for the occasion. Let go to the mall since we have nothing else to do."

"As long as I get to go in the dressing rooms with you" he looks down at my face and smiles.

"The jar mister. And just for that you have to take me and you have to wait outside the dressing room"
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"What about this dress" I say walking out the dressing room with a long silky gray dress.

"You look pregnant in that" he looks at me with the please-get-me-out-of-shopping face.

"You have said no to all of the dresses I have tried on." I say looking at him "You know if you pick something out for me maybe shopping would go by faster."

5 minutes later Caiden comes back with a bright redish orange dress that looks like something a stripper would wear.

"I am not wearing that"

"At least try it on? I have a great idea to get back at that jerk for cheating on you with Lindsey."

Oh yeah I forgot to mention, one of the girls Nick cheated on me with was one of the girls that Caiden thought was hot and wanted to "bang".

"And what Is your plan exactly?" I ask holding up the dress to get a better look at the little cloth.

"We walk into the party together and act as if we are a couple. Nick actually liked you if you could believe that. So I think he would get beyond jealous. And he also hates me so that makes it better." I smile at the intelligent plan
"Okay fine, I'll try it on."

I get dressed and walk out to show Caiden.

"Dang girl you look hot! I'd so fake date you."