Helpless: Avengers X Supernatural Crossover

2. Tally Me Banana

"Still no idea what the hell a Tesseract is?" you shook your head at Dean's question and rubbed your temples.

"Tesseract...Tesseract...." you mumbled, fingers tapping around your keyboard furiously. "Tesse-" you paused when you saw an article about the damage caused in the Chituari Attack. You clicked on the article, which had a video and image of what the three people had described. It was in the hands of Loki, the man who led the attack, and was now being incorporated into the Avengers. "-ract!"

"Hey, that guys from SHIELD, we've had problems with them before." Dean said, walking to stand behind where you were sitting. He pointed to a dark skinned man with an eyepatch.

"SHIELD?"

"Yeah, weirdly named feds were poking around Sam and I's reaper case a while back in Manhattan." the older Winchester explained. "There." he pointed to a man in all black, carting away wreckage. "You think you can get anything on 'em?"

"Heck, I don't know..." you sighed. "Its gonna be hard work...." Dean quirked a brow. "And a lot of time..."

"Oh, really?"

You smiled coyly. "Really."

Dean leaned over you, one arm on either side of you. "And how might I speed up the process?"

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"Please tell me you have something. The line was enormous." Dean dropped the bag of food on the desk next to you.

You perked up and dug into the bag, pulling out your favorite order and a large fry. "You know those guys up in New York? The superheroes?" Dean groaned in response. "They were the last people in contact with it." you told him, munching on your food. "Other than SHIELD, which is actually a top secret government organization." you hummed, proud that you could hack into a government site without problems.

"So our key to getting Sam and Diorix is taking a shiny cube from some spandex clad high-and-mighties?" Dean flopped down onto the couch.

You nodded. "What is it with you and the Avengers?"

"Other than the fact that they do the same stuff we do, but get to live in a big, fancy tower, their pay is most likely unholy, and they're worshipped like damn gods...I really don't have anything against them." the older Winchester stated, frustration evident in his voice. "How the hell are we gonna get anywhere near the Avengers?"

"Did I hear that my favorite demon destroying dudes need help?" a man in a tan trench coat fazed into view.

"Cas!" Dean leapt from his seat.

"Heya Cassie." you greeted the angel, whirling around in your chair.

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You always knew Castiel had a soft spot for you, but you never imagined he would take it this far. Instead of posing as feds, or even SHIELD agents, he gave Dean a ridiculous "demon" getup, horns and all. He looked like the stereotypical cartoon demon, red skin, black eyes, huge horns, Cas even gave him a pointy tail. You were convinced the angel just liked making Dean uncomfortable.

"This isn't fair, Cas." Dean mumbled through the fake fangs Cas had made him put on.

"Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana~" Cas sang, earbuds crammed into his ears. His body bobbed around to the beat as he strolled down the street. You had recently shown him the wonders of modern tech, and he had went wild with the oldies songs. He had also unfortunately became aware of the cursed app known as Tis Tok. He constantly spouted audios and had become quite famous, much to your chagrin.

"Come on, gang, let's get to destroying NYC!" you cheered, skipping up to Cas and dancing along with the angel.

The three of you stopped in the middle of Central Park, where the leaves were just starting to turn orange. Cas took out his earbuds and smiled.