Forever Yours | Jegulus

Chapter 9: Hangovers and Girls

A bunch whores

Dorcasthedork: How are y'all feeling?

Himbosbf: I feel dead. I feel like I'm throwing up my insides right now

Moony: Peter is throwing up. Who let Peter get that drunk? You all know how much of a light weight he is

Chaoticgay: My head is pounding and I'm tempted to smash Prongs's record player if he doesn't stop blasting music

Pandora: Why isn't he sick like the rest of us?

Ginger: Oh please
Ginger: His other nickname is "No hangover Potter"

Himbo: Sirius stay away from my record player

Chaoticgay: I give the fuck up. Now Remus is blasting real slim shady

Himbo: Also who was screaming Gimme more last night?

Chaoticgay: Me
Chaoticgay: I love my Britney Spears

*Himbo changed Chaoticgays name to itsbritneybitch*

Himbosbf: HELP

Itsbritneybitch: Really James🙄🤚🏻 The audacity to change my name with "Gay" in it
Itsbritneybitch: The homophobia☝🏻

Iconicbisexual: BAHAHAHA

Himbosbf: Anyway can I add Barty to this group?

Himbo: Sure

*Himbosbf added BartyC*

Himbo: Say your name, sign, sexuality, pronouns, age, who you are dating, and some facts about you

BartyC: Well I'm Barty Crouch Jr. I'm a Scorpio, I'm gay ofc, my pronouns are He/Him, and I'm 18. Also a fact is that Regulus peed the bed until he was 11

Itsbritneybitch: HELP- it's true tho

Himbo: BAHAHAHA

Marley: SHJWUTGKXQ

Himbosbf: Barty!!!
Himbosbf: A fact about yourself please

BartyC: Fine. I like to ride my motorcycle and listen to Queen
*BartyC changed his name to Regpeesthebed*

Himbosbf: Fuck you🙄

Regpeesthebed: You love me😍☝🏻

Himbosbf: No I don't😐

Marley: You guys are low key a mood

Dorcasthedork: Ikr

Himbosbf: Well I have to get to detention
Himbosbf: Bye hoes

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James and Regulus were walking around the grounds when they ran into three girls.

"Oh hi." One of them said. They then all started whispering when they saw James.

"Told you this would happen." James whispered in his ear."

"I'm Nova Enger and this is Olive Vesper and Sage Aldine." The brown haired girl stated.