Chapter 8: Marlenes Birthday

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A bunch of whores

Marley: So me and Mary need help with my birthday playlist so I'm letting everyone add songs

Pandora: By the look on James's face. They are taking advantage of this. You know how he is

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Sexy Bitches

Regulussimp: She is going to regret that

Pads: I'm adding real slim shady and gimme more each 5 times because she hates them

Regulussimp: Not real slim shady. Please no, that song is going to haunt me

Pads: That's the point Prongsie

Regulussimp: Fuck you

Pads: I love you too James

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A bunch of whores

Wormy: Wake the fuck up hoes!
Wormy: You know what day it is

Marley: IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!

Himbo: He'll yeah! We're all going to get drunk tonight

Marley: That's how I like it

Himbosbf: I'm convinced none of you sleep. It's 4 in the morning

Dorcasthedork: Regulus I will come in your dorm and drag you out of bed. Stop complaining

Himbosbf: Oh yeah Marlene?

Marley: Yeah

Himbosbf: Can I bring my best friend Barty and my other roommate

Marley: Ofc

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Dummies

Cas: Come get your damn boyfriend. If I have to see him perform to real slim shady one more time I'm going to kill someone

Black: No

Cas: Yep I'm going to kill someone

Black: Okay Meadows idc. I'm the one who keeps on hitting replay on real slim shady

Cas: YOU LITTLE FUCKER. Get your ass in here black!! Also say your last words

Black: Shit. I'm dead
Black: Also how is he already drunk? The Barty started like 10 minutes ago

Cas: Idk. A lot of shit is happening right now

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A bunch of whores

Himbosbf: This pfrty js littt

Dorcasthedork: Translated that is "This Party is lit" I'm pretty sure?

Marley: Best if my birtay partiez

Himbo: Who it screaminy Giimme more

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D and L😎

Dorcass: So Peter is passed out on the table, Remus and Regulus just jumped in the pool, James and Sirius are screaming random songs, and Marlene is dancing on the other table

Lils: Yex

Dorcass: I'm going to get drunk now because I can't watch this sober anymore. Mary and Pandora also just left together

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