This is a Jegulus Snapchat AU
I really enjoy writing chapters for this so I hope you all enjoy it. This story also includes ships like wolfstar, dorlene, narlily, snucius (I don't ship it but it fits this story's plot), mary x pandora, andromeda x t...
Emo: JUST GETTING ANNOYED THE SHIT OUT OF BY JAMES😩
Flower: Loser🤪🤪🤪
Emo: Bitch Emo: Have you ever wanted to kill your partner because that sounds like fun right now😍🤞🏻
Flower: No because my girlfriend is amazing😩☝🏻
Emo: Your girlfriend is my annoying cousin
Flower: She isn't annoying
Emo: 😐😐
Flower: What?!
Emo: Really?
Flower: 🤨🤨
Emo: 🙄🙄🙄 Emo: Lies lies lies
Flower: Okay maybe she is sometimes...
Emo: HA KNEW IT BITCH
Flower: Fuck you🙄
Emo: Love you too lils🤪
Swifties
Edsheeran: Please kill your boyfriend for me
Blindbitch: No
Edsheeran: Than I will🙄
Blindbitch: STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS REGGIE YOU BITCH🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺
Edsheeran: I'll pass
Blindbitch: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE GINGER
Edsheeran: Shiver me timbers🥶🥶
Bitches that can actually bake
Ratatouille: I want a girlfriend.
Secretlyadog: About time Bitch Secretlyadog: Tell me your type and I'll try to find you someone
Ratatouille: Um dark brown hair, brown or hazel eyes, short hair, sarcastic and funny, knows when it's a time to joke, loves rats, supports lgbtq+ obviously, and comforting
Secretlyadog: Hold on I have the perfect girl
*** Gay + Lesbian= Mean bitches
Gay: What is Teddy's snap? She is literally Petes type and he wants a girlfriend
Lesbian: Yes finally!! and her snap is .Teddy
Gay: Thx Cissy:)
***
*Hotterblack made a group* *Hotterblack added PeterP and .Teddy* *Hotterblack changed the group chat name to getting Peter a girlfriend*
.Teddy: Um hi. What is this Sirius
HotterBlack: So Pete over here wants a girlfriend and I told him to describe his type and he described your looks and personality perfectly. So how about you guys introduce yourselves
PeterP: Okay I will go first but I would like to add that I'm asexual so I will lack sexual attraction if we date
.Teddy: That's fine:)
PeterP: Okay well I'm Peter Pettingrew. I'm 20, I'm a Gemini, I love Rats, and my nicknames are Wormtail or Wormy and Pete. Also I'm the best straight ally. Here is what I look like
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.Teddy: Your cute. Well I'm Teddy Parker. I'm 21, I'm a Sagittarius, and well I also love rats and are a proud straight ally. Here is me ig
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PeterP: Um wow you're beautiful ngl PeterP: Sirius how did you find the person that is literally the exact description I gave you
HotterBlack: I have my ways Pete
.Teddy: I'm Narcissa's best friend
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Family Disappointments
Mother: Hi whores
Dumb: Hi mum
Cissy: Hi mum
Bashful: Hi mum
Elsa: Hi mum
Crazylesbian: Hi mum
Mother: You are all coming to my house tomorrow because I want a family reunion and bring your partners. We can have a sleepover and play games
Cissy: Can Teddy come?
Mother: Ofc she can Cissy. She is family to us all
Bashful: James is jumping up and down now because he gets to come to what he calls "The black family drama night"💀
Dumb: That sounds like James
Crazylesbian: This is going to be confusing because we have two Teddy's so just call the older one Ted and the younger one Teddy
