Split Personality

Fainting and not the Bestest of News

this entire chapter is the complete epitome of "I was really tired and should not have been writing, but I did anyway!" like, my dudes...it's so bad..

also, song 

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Red's POV:

I'm finally able to speak and function without sounding like I'm drunk. Now I have to open them. Not looking forward to that. For more than one reason.

I focus on my, at the moment, non-existent wings. It's faint but it's there. I try to remember how to open them. It's been so long. And then, success.

The pain. The excruciating pain. It hurt so much. I can't move and it's taking everything in me not to scream. I can't feel anything but pain. I can't see or hear it's just a void of pure pain.

It started light. Only a burn. Then, like a spark to tinder, it exploded like a gun. Shooting through my whole body. My lungs felt like they were on fire. My back felt like I was skinned alive. My legs felt like they had been shot. My head hurt as if it had been bludgeoned against the concrete floor even though I dodged it in my fall.

I close my wings. The origin of the pain; and it stopped. I felt sore and the pain did not leave but it was not as prominent as it was. I open my eyes. I couldn't see all that clearly. I rub my eyes to feel that I was crying. Who knew. As the pain died down I could feel my face was hot.

I opened my eyes for the second time, this time with clear vision to see I was in a different room. I was standing again. And I hooked up to something. Egypt stood next to me and I saw my friend walk through the door.

She ran up to me and hugged me. I hugged back of course. "What happened?" I asked. "You opened your wings, screamed and were instantly knocked out. We put you here and tried to see what went wrong, and contacted Imperial to see if she knew anything. Then out of nowhere you shot awake and put your wings away." Egypt explained.

"It only felt like a few seconds." I say. "It was almost half an hour." She said. "Oh, I'm sorry." I said not knowing what else to say for myself. "Not your fault. It's not like you could have known this would happen." She said. "Yeah, it wasn't this bad last time." I say.

"All that aside. CAN YOU STOP DOING THAT?!" JE yelled as she brutality shook me. "It's not as if I can control it!" I say back. "You will not do that again! I lost you once. Not again! If you die I will find your spirit in the afterlife and kill you again! Just stop it!" She yelled as she, yet again, shook me. "Ok ok ok I promise I won't die?" I say just trying to get her to stop. "You said that as if it were a question." She said, glaring at me.

"No I didn't. You lie." I say. "Yeah ok." She said letting go of my shoulders. Still staring daggers at me. Dear god, I forgot how scary she is. "I did get to look at your wings though. You won't have to do that again. At least not today." Egypt said.

"So what are they like in your professional opinion?" I ask. "Horrible. God awful. Just, Jesus Christ, what the hell did you do?" She said with a breath.

"I crashed a lot so that should explain the dirt." I say. "What about the blood, or the broken bones, or the feathers that were clearly torn out? What did you do?!" She asked. "Thatssss a long story." I say looking away. "Oh buddy do we got the time." She said. "Ok, so I didn't exactly always quite follow orders." I say. "What does that have to do with anything?" She asks.

"Well...people who don't follow orders get punished for it. And I was stupid enough to let certain people know I have wings..." I say hoping to god she figures it out on her own. She sighs and then groans.

"Why? Why do you have to be so complicated?" She said, rubbing her face. "If I could have it any other way I would." I say. "Anyways, I need you to clean your wings for me to do a proper check on them. So next time you shower please clean them." She says. "Ok then." I say in return.

"Also, you're coming with me." I hear a familiar Russian accented voice say from the corner. I turn and low and behold. There he is. "What?" I ask. "Your time with the English brothers is over. You're coming with me next." Soviet said.

Oh that's fucking fantastic. I turn to Egypt. "So Egypt, what's your opinion on whiplash and or head trauma?" I ask. She gives me a confused look before I feel someone slap me upside the head. "No." I hear JE say. "Ok first off. Ow. Second, what do you mean no?" I say turning to my friend.

"You're not giving Soviet head trauma." She said, "I never said that. You also forgot the whiplash." I say in return, crossing my arms. "It was implied." She said, "But you can't hold me to words I didn't say. You know I hate having words shoved in my mouth." I say in return.

"Fine. You win. But not next time." She says. "However. You still lose." She said with a smile. "Was?" I ask. "Now you have to go with him." She said, "You just like getting the last laugh don't you?" I say with a sigh. "Like you're one to talk." She says back. "Touché." I say back.

Third person's POV:

Hey, I'm back. I was told not to give away details or you guys will have to put flex tape on my mouth. You know, whatever that means.

Anyways, I'm here because the author did not want to write the next interaction. Long story short, Third is now in the passenger seat of Soviet's car. He is also tied to the seat. Like I said, long story. Soviet just got the logbook and blah blah blah. You know the deal by now.

Then Britain was all like; "oh by the way I grabbed your things. Here they are." And then dropped it on Thirds lap. Then Third said, "Jeez Why does my bag weigh a ton?" And Britain said "don't open it until you get to Soviet's house." And Third was all like 'I don't know my dude. Seems kinda sus.' And Britain was all like 'just do it' and Soviet said "both of you shut it." And here we are.

I know, I'm so good at recaps. I have no idea what they actually said so I just summed it up. Anyways, we're now in the car with Soviet and Third.

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that entire last section was written by me...when I was really tired and forgot how to read. so I just wanted to get the chapter over with to start the next one and I was like "it's fine. I can fix it later." 

...I didn't fix it...so now it looks like that. so I'll ask y'all. what do you think happened? 

anyways, toodaloo, 

-Grilly