→ 𝐀𝐔✨ even with the all seeing six eyes at his disposal, the world's greatest jujutsu sorcerer did NOT see this one coming.
→ written from mar. 2021 to present
Nanami scowled at Gojō as he unloaded the last of his shopping from his car, before shutting the trunk with a grunt of displeasure. Even though one would think that Nanami had taken pity on Gojō, that was far from the truth- the only reason why Nanami had decided to drop off his colleague was because Gojō had threatened to stay at Nanami's apartment until he found a way for him and Keigo to get back to the school.
"I'll kill you."
In front of the main administration building of the school, Gojō grinned brightly and set down Keigo's carseat on the ground.
"Don't worry too much about us," said Gojō, giving Nanami two thumbs up as the latter returned to the driver's seat of his car. "We'll be fine looking after Keigo. If you want to visit-"
"I wasn't worried to begin with." Casting a final frown at Keigo's carseat, Nanami slammed his door shut and cut off Gojō's sentence. "Don't bother me again."
"Aww, don't be like that, Nanamin!"
Leering at the sight of Nanami becoming visibly annoyed with him, Gojō mustered a bright smile and a big wave at the sorcerer as he turned his car on and sped away, leaving him standing surrounded by a pile of shopping.
"Okay! Let's go find some other students to load these things into the room!"
*
Gojō's unlucky targets this time were Panda and Toge, who had been given the laborious task of hauling all of Gojō's shopping not to his room, but to the student common room.
"Gojō-sensei... don't you want us to take this stuff to your room?"
As Panda set down the largest box of Gojō's haul in the middle of the common room, Toge nodded in agreement.
"Pfft, have you seen the size of it?" chortled Gojō, ripping open one of his numerous boxes so that he could assemble Keigo's newest, brightly coloured playmat. "This stuff won't fit in there! So, I am officially declaring the common room to be Keigo's new nursery room! Would you like to help me by assembling some of his furniture while you're here?"
Panda and Toge exchanged grimaces as Gojō beckoned for them to begin opening up some of the boxes, excitedly exclaiming, "That big box is a cot that doubles up as a changing table and a clothes drawer! Isn't that so convenient?!"
"... shake." As Panda and Toge got to work on unpacking their teacher's shopping, Panda inquired as to what they would be doing with the mysterious child.
"So... what's happening with the baby?"
"I guess I should make an announcement to all of you, since this is obviously going to be a team effort..." Gojō finished attaching the mobile to Keigo's playmat, and tilted his head as he examined his handiwork. "Hmm..."
"Team effort?"
"Tsuna?"
Undoing Keigo's seatbelt and lifting him from the carseat, Gojō held the infant high in the air with a broad grin. Keigo peered down curiously at the white haired male, and began to flap his arms around as he dangled around in mid-air. Unfortunately for him, he would have to do a lot more dangling in the air until Gojō properly learned how to hold a baby.
"Of course!" Gojō promptly lay Keigo down on the playmat, before flicking one of the toys that hung above his face. "After a lot of thought and careful consideration, I have decided that by involving everyone in looking after Keigo, you will all become better sorcerers as a result!"
Reading the shared expression of dismay on his students' faces, Gojō added, "What better way to spend your summer vacation, than bettering yourselves as sorcerers and overall human beings."
Raising his arm in the air, Panda mumbled, "I'm not a human being..." before Gojō continued on with his proposal. "We'll have an official meeting when everyone gets back to school, of course, but the general gist of it is to discuss how we are all going to look after our newest and youngest student at Tokyo Prefectural Jujutsu High School!"
"... tsuna-mayo?" Unconvinced, Toge looked at Panda, who nodded in agreement.
"Good point. What about those of us who aren't too good with babies?" asked Panda, rewording Toge's question in a sentence that was understandable to all. "And by 'team effort', do you mean we each have to look after him on different days?"
"With the journal his parents left behind, everyone will be fine," insisted Gojō, reaching out and tickling Keigo's neck. "And yes, that is a possibility. We'll see what the others have to say about it."
"I can think of a couple of people who won't have very nice things to say about it..." said Panda under his breath, only making his teacher laugh even harder.
"They can say what they want, but that doesn't mean they're going to get out of looking after Keigo! Ha!"
As Gojō burst out into laughter at the mere thought of any of his students opposing him, Panda could only sigh and shake his head. Just as quickly as it had started, their summer vacation already looked like it was coming to an end.
