Obey Me! Oneshots

🔞 More Than a Kiss: Simeon x Fem Reader

"Y/N..." Simeon parts his lips from yours and gives you a bright smile. "Shall we go and prepare dinner?" he helps you up from his bed as you both leave his room and approach the dining room. 

Recently, you have been staying at the Purgatory Hall due to a certain poisonous infestation released in the House of Lamentation. Since the demon brothers were not affected by the poison, they were left cleaning the mess and asking Simeon, your current lover, to help you stay in the Purgatory Hall for at least a week. With more time to spend with Simeon, you have been trying to get closer to him, kissing him almost every day in his room. Yet every time the mood was right, he always changes the subject or avoids going any further. "Can you help me set up the table, Y/N?"

"Sure." You set down the plates and utensils on the table, glancing at Simeon who was happily humming as he seared and boiled different ingredients you barely even recognize. "Good evening! I'm back~" Solomon who was gone for the whole day eagerly came inside the kitchen, peeking at what Simeon was cooking. "That seems like a lot of dishes. Do you need any help? My hands are free."

"Ah, I can handle it! Can you help me call Luke instead? I think he's still in his room." 

"Okay. Call me if you need any help!" Solomon leaves and you let out a sudden chuckle. "What?" he looks at you with a hint of panic still on his face. "I always noticed this but, is his cooking really THAT bad?" you ask as you thought Solomon might feel left out being denied from cooking anything most of the time.   "Hm...I don't really think it's that bad. His tastes are just very unique and hard to swallow? Me and Luke still appreciate him cooking for us though." He gives you a smile as you are surprised by his careful choice of words. "You really are too nice, Simeon." 

"Hehe. I appreciate the compliment." He chuckles to himself, closing the lid of the boiling pot as he turns to face you. "By the way, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about."

"What is it?" He looks down nervously for a minute, fidgeting with his fingers quietly as he lets out a heavy exhale. He lifts his head and moves towards you, his eyes look straight onto yours as he gives off a serious expression.  "Deez nuts." The author interrupts as the two looks at her, confused. "Happy April Fools!" The author shoves the two aside and looks at you, the reader. The person who was looking forward to these updates and only got a deez nuts joke in the end. 

"Gotcha hehe" The author laughs as she posts this crack draft, still preparing the actual fic on the sidelines.

IM SO SORRY XD