Obey Me! Oneshots

🔞 Drunk : Satan x Fem Reader

Y/N : Your Name

**CONTENT WARNING: story contains the appearance of snakes!**

I still believe that Satan has low alcohol tolerance so fite me (ง'̀-'́)ง

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As I was walking to the House of Lamentation, I stumble upon Solomon in front of the Purgatory Hall. "Oh. Fancy seeing you here, Y/N." Solomon greets you with his usual smile while holding a bag of some sort. "What do you have there, Solomon?" You peer inside the bag and see two big transparent bottles, but you can't properly see what's inside it. " Ah! Perfect Timing. Here." He takes out one bottle and hands it to you. As you inspect the bottle, you can see a lifeless snake with its fangs removed, entrapped within the bottle. You can only stare in awe at its unique design.

"You see, one of the demons I made a pact with gave me this as a present. Apparently, he visited the human world and purchased this in an odd store near the mountains. It's what humans call a 'Snake Wine' , surely you had some before?"

"Uhm...not really,no."

"Well, perhaps Satan would let you try some. He specifically asked for this extra bottle that I have for his collection. I would be pleased if you could deliver it to him?"

"Sure thing! Leave it to me!" You grasp at the bottle and leave after a few small conversations with Solomon. Eventually, you arrive a the House of Lamentation safely and head over to Satan's room.

You knock at his door.

"Satan?"

"Come in." He responds and you swing the door open. You see him at the corner of his room, gracefully drinking his tea on a table filled with scattered books. Sometimes you wish you can clean the whole place up, but Satan has told you before that he remembers his books better when they are scattered like this, so you gave up that thought easily.

"Solomon told me you brought the wine I asked for?"

"Yup!! Here you go." You gently place the bottle down the table and he looks at it in awe.

"Fascinating. You never really spoke much about the alcohol in the human world. Is this one of the usual drinks you humans inuldulge in?"

"Uhm...I actually just heard about this from you two."

"Well, it's not too late to try it." Satan pops the  bottle open and pours it into two glasses. The action itself worries you as one can only imagine getting drunk with a small dosage of alcohol and yet, Satan has poured you a whole glass of it right in front of your eyes. Yet even with that, you still agreeably took the cup from his hands. "Cheers." You both slightly clink your glasses together and you slowly drink your portion. As the alcohol proceeds to slowly go down your body, you feel a strong sensation of heat in your throat area and a very strong fishy flavor to it. As you drank half of it, you feel the need to stop as you were slowly getting nauseous. You are fond of alcohol, but something about the snake wine really got you feeling way more tipsy than that of other alcoholic drinks.

"Ngh..!" Satan on the other hand has finished his whole glass of wine in one go and is grasping on the table with a pained expression. He looked sick so you try to give him support and lead him to his bed.

"Hold on, I'll get you some water!" You exclaim and dash out of his room and into the kitchen.

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As you arrive at the kitchen, you see Beel snacking on most of the items in the fridge.

"Hm? What's wrong Y/N?" Beel asked, worried about my frantic attitude as you grab a cup of water for Satan.