Cooking headcannons! (Liyue)

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I've decided that by popular vote, (and my weak brain and heart-) that I'll be holding off the more- l e m o n- It'll come just bare with me pls-

Hu Tao first, she's amazing shut up
-She'd burn the house down if you let her
-Shes literally bad on purpose it's so mean
-Despite that, she'll constantly commend you for making even the simplest of things (good or bad) for her to eat
-If you need her to cook, she'll actually be serious about it
-"Aww, I'm sorry! I promise I won't light anymore fires!" (Frickin arsonist)

Ganyu
-Poor baby and her eating disorder :(
-She doesn't know how to cook, and to be honest she doesn't want to
-You occasionally bring her little snacks or meals when she's working, but if she isn't there you'll just drop them off
-All that aside, she'll pick Qingxin flowers for you because she wants you to try them <:D
-"I-I'm really not hungry but.. if you insist, I'll eat!"

Xiangling
-You guys know this ones gonna be fun-
-Cooking everyday, pretty much all the time
-You are her test subject. You WILL try everything she makes
-Either that or she's sad
-For real though, she's super fun and energetic to cook with especially since she's so passionate about it!
-"Hey, great timing! Bring me those Chili's so we can add them in and try this!"

Keqing
-Being someone who travels quite a lot, she has to be able to make quite a few things with whatever she can find
-That being said, when she has access to more things, she's a bit confused
-Guidance isn't necessarily (I had to look up how to spell that, I'm dead) needed, but it's appreciated- Especially when she doesn't know what to add into what she's making
-"What do you think, is it too much? Here, how about you help me dear?"

Beidou
-Only knows how to cook one thing, and that's her special dish
-That comes as a surprise as you'd think she'd know how to cook fish or something, but nah
-Quite incapable ;-;
-She does love cooking with or for you though, especially when you feel down
-Even if it's only one thing, she's still elite when it comes to adding flavor to dishes!

Ningguang
-She's mediocre at best
-She can do well for herself but it's questionable-
-When it's for you though, it'll be nothing less than gourmet!
-You question why she doesn't do the same for herself, but you know it's because she doesn't have time
-"If you wish to assist me, I suppose that isn't a problem.. Come closer dear~"

Xinyan
-She's way too good, it's suspicious
-She's always wanted to teach you, and she's very guiding and gentle when she does so
-She can't be too gentle without getting super enthusiastic about some parts though, especially when you do something correctly!
-"Good job sunflower! I knew you could do it! Now, let me show you how to do this one!"

Qiqi
-She's adorable. That's it.
-Of course she forgets like every recipe, but you've kept a little cook book for her
-She takes it with her everywhere, so when she goes and gathers herbs she can gather the ingredients listed in the recipes! All because it reminds her of you :D
-She doesn't do the cooking, it's more gathering, but she loves watching you cook!
-"Qiqi won't remember this.. But Qiqi hopes this isn't the last time we'll be doing something happy together.. Qiqi likes you being here.."
(It's long because I've wanted to do something for her for way too long ok 😭)

Yanfei
-Much lawyer things, no cook
-She's always out pretty late, so she doesn't exactly have a whole lot of time to cook with you
-howeverrr she'll always hug you from behind and give you a little kiss to compensate!
-Not related to the actual cooking part but you guys will sit in bed together and eat
-"You're too nice to me hun! It smells great~"

Chongyun
-The only thing he knows how to do is freeze water, w h a t c o o k i n g ?
-You gotta make sure everything you feed him is cold
-No hot, no spicy- No no-
-He always wants you to feed him, and he's never saying it-
-He gets really excited when you do ask to feed him though!
-"T-Thank you love.. I'll have to make you some popsicles later to return the favor.."

Xingqiu
-He's a master chef, but exclusively for you
-He can't cook for Chongyun, And he loves Xiangling's work but shes a little too hyper about it for him
-Kinda the opposite of Chongyun, he won't even allow you to feed yourself. It has to be him-
-"Come now my lovely, open wide~"

Xiao
-He tries
-He wants to be husband material, he really does
-Again, he tries-
-You've gotta help him out a little- (a lot)
-But it really doesn't matter, who knows, maybe he's messing up on purpose to be closer to you🤭
-"Tsk..I had it under control you know.. I suppose you can join me, though."

Zhongli
-This man cooks, sets up a picnic, takes you there, and you have the time of your lives simply being with each other
-However, he prefers to do the cooking with you rather than without
-As much as he loves surprising you, spending time with you makes him happiest
-Expect him to rub your hips when you're cooking✨👄✨
-"Exactly, just like that sweetheart.. Wonderful.." (I've just realized this can be taken two ways, and I'm not changing it.)

Childe lol
-He basically gets addicted to you when you try to cook for him
-Slightly annoying, but more sweet than anything
-Aside from the part where he tries to fuck you over the counter (it usually happens), he's helpful! Even cleans all the dishes afterwards!
-Literally always dreams about the fact that you're married
-"Aw, baby! You'd make such a good "wife/husband/life partner)~"





Besties that gave me an idea, how tf they gonna propose to you



I'm gonna have so many drafts..

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