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Right now I was up and at it going go high town, there was no reason for me to be there. But I just find it where fun stalking Sabo and Ace. I mean I know Luffy was getting his ass beat by something but it was fun just being here. But the only thing was. "Hey little girl you should be out by ourself." I felt a musty crusty dusty rusty funky ass hand being placed right now my shoulder.

Now, I might be in my 8 year old body but you need to remember I have all my memories. Which also means that I have all 20 years of rage that has been piling up. So I can either leave this poor fool alo-. "You should probably come with me." Thats it shits of the table.

With my other arm I grabbed the musty crusty dusty rusty busty lusty bitchy stinky cunts hand and flipped him over. "I am a ball of fire and issues and you are letting it all out!" Just like that I started beating the ever living shit out of this guy. I found a metal bar in the middle of it so I guess I tagged team that bitch it my rated E for everyone hands and a metal pole. It was a beautiful start to my day, now I know that I can find good weapons laying on the ground.

Just like that I space jumped closer to Sabo and Ace starting to follow him once more. I could've either went back to help Luffy or find out what they are doing. But just when I appeared to where I was before I saw something pretty funny.

"Oh my, well we'll I see you two are in some sort of predicament." "Oh shut up!" Ace and Sabo were both stuck in a trap, we'll more like they were stuck in wires. "Oh so I guess you don't need my help, I'll just be on my way I guess." Turning around I started walking in a different way slowly.

"No way come back!" Sabo shouted making me smirk and turn over to them. "Oh but spades over there doesn't want my help, and since your his friend I guess that you guys have to stick together." "F-Fine just help us!" Ace yelled as I looked over to him smirk growing wider and wider. "Oh but you were so rude to me, can't you apologize?"

"I-I'm I'm not gonna say anything!" Ace said with a blush on his face, he was so red it was hilarious. "Ace just apologize then we can get out of here!" "No way am I ever gonna apologize to her.!" "Just do it!" "Fine, I-I'm sorry..."

"I can't hear you~" I love teasing people, it was always so fun. "I'm sorry damnit, now get us down!" I picked up my pocket knife and threw it right above there head. The boy screamed and as the knife flew around them cutting every single one of the wires hanging them up. Both of them had started dropping from 20 feet in the air. And all I want to say is that Sabo landed or would have landed right on top of me. I had caught him in my arms and was not holding him bridal style.

"You guys really need to be careful, I know you guys are trying to steal enough money to buy ships but you won't be able to be pirates if you get killed or caught in traps like these." I swear these boys have a few years to become pirates, well expect Sabo. Rip.

"U-Um you can put me down now." "Huh?" I looked down at the boy before placing him on his feet. His face was completely red while Ace was just shocked. "H-How do you know what we are doing!?" He charged me and was holding me up by the collar. "You talk very very loud." I smirk before biting Ace's hand making him let go of me. "Also don't even try and do that again, or I'll be biting that hand off." "Also." I walked around him and over to Sabo. "Do you know any good spots to eat? I'm hungry and dont want to go to a ramen place for the 3 time in a row."

"O-Oh yea um, there is a fast food place over there." His face redden and he pointed to a shop. "Hmm, I didn't thing that nobles and royalty would pick anything like that in there bodies." I sided glanced Sabo when I said nobles.

He probably now knows that I know absolutely everything. "Well I am hungry so I will be going, see you Sabo! See you freckles!" "🎵 Could you pray for me my friend your starting over time. Take over the night take ov-🎵" I had walked into someone or something. "Oh shit!" I walked into the door, I looked to my side and saw Sabo and Ace were already gone so they didn't see me. "Well that was might embarrassing." Walking into the small shop and went up to the counter. "Can I get a boneless pizza- I mean can I get fires and a nugg-" I randomly got teleported back to the shack. "Oh come on I was just hungry come on!"

"Oh sweet lordy that the hell is going on." I walked over to the shack, I had spawned 4 blocks away from the shack and now I was walking back over.

"I'm back..." I was so done I also was hungry meaning might just start a full blown riot. What I was hangry and I was done with life. I came in and immediately just like everytime Luffy was on the floor crying and injured. "Oh come on I am not in the mood for this bullshit." Then just like that food appeared in my hands. "Oh thank you god!" Then I happily helped Luffy and ate my mcnuggets.
  
  
 
  
 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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