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I watched as Rayleigh laughed from under me, I was still kinda pinning him to the ground. "Slivers Rayleigh also known as the Dark King, right hand man of the used to be pirate king. Also the man who kept waking up Roger in the middle of the night because you had a headache." Remember I can see ghosts when I want to meaning that I had already spoken to the used to be pirate, right now he was standing right behind me and Rayleigh.

I saw that Rayleigh just started at me with a shocked expression and gave me a confused look. "H-How did you know that last part?" "Why is the right hand man of Roger's crew trying to rob me?" "You know you shouldn't answer a question with a question." "You know you should be taking care of your child and wife which you abandon every year." "..." "Anyways I won this fight."

I slowly got off him and stretched my posture has been so fucked for the last few years I need to crack my back any chance I get. "So Mr. Slivers was robbing me a way to get out of cripping gambling addictions?" I gave him a hand to help him up.

"Hehe, maybe, but why are you gambling at such a young age?" He got up and brushed himself off. "Bro, I am 17 and have absolutely no money so why do you think." "I had been watching the door and saw you walk up to a slot machine and immediately win the maximum amount twice. Then you won at the blackjack table a good sum, then that stunt with the couple you really are something Ms..."

"You can just call me by my first name, which is Y/N. Also you really shouldn't rob young girls it will give off the wrong impression." "HeHe, I take it that your new to the island. Is there anywhere you want to go to?"

"Just because my sense of direction isn't the best doesn't mean that I am going to be lost...yes I need help I barely even made it to the casino..." I became quiet and mumbled at the end of my sentence which resulted in him laughing loudly.

He patted me on the back very hardly and started walking towards Shakky's Rip-off Bar. "So we walking towards your wife's bar?" "HeHe, you still haven't told me how you know all of this information!" "Let's just say I know a good amount of things."

"Oooh mysterious-" "I don't like telling or showing anything about myself." "Oh yea, like the way you teleported all over the place and showed me how strong you are. Which is enough to pin me down and keep up with me when I was running away."

"H-Hey don't do me like that!" Now I was embarrassed he had doubled back at what I said. "Also I have a question Mr. Slivers-" "Please just call me Rayleigh, 'Mr. Slivers sounds weird." "Alright Rayleigh, do you know where a good doctor or pharmacy might be? I need to find medication for my insomnia."

"And here I thought that you didn't like talking about yourself." "I rather not let my pride get in the way of my sleep. I think at some point I will be getting hallucinations and I only have been sleeping for 2 hours or less." That was true, I have been completely in different time zones at different points in time.

"Hey Y/N, are you a pirate?" "Oh no I'm not but I'm not a marine either, I am just here for the reason I want to be but if anyone stands in my way they'll pay for it." "HeHe, so your dream is too?" "You can say that my dream is to fool around and explore, maybe even become well known during that time." "Goodjob kid." Once again he patted me on the back.

"Calm down old man your acting like your trying to find a successor for your position." "Well I don't have as much spunk as I used to maybe it's time to find someone who can take my place." "Well you are very outrageous Y/N." I heard a new voice enter out conversation.

I just sided eyed the ghost of Gold D. Roger, he was following me ever since I met Rayleigh. "Well I ain't a wanted criminal yet so I probably am going to be able go through 'the land of the nobles' but I want to go to fishman island." "Do you even have a boat?" "Nope!" I said smiling brightly.

"Ha, alright we're here!" Now we stood in front of Shakky's Rip-off Bar. "Before I go into there I have a question." "Shoot?" "Are you about to kill me and sell my organs?" "...No?" "Alright!"

Opening the doors and walking in I saw Shakky beating the ever living shit out of 2 guys. "Shakky what happened?" "I was ripping these guys and they tried to rip me off. Oh whos this? A friend?" "Actually I'm just a young girl he kidnapped and is planning on selling on the black market." I smiled innocently as Rayleigh just looked at me with a dead planned face. "I mean atleast get a good price on my organs and I'll be happy."

"For the second time Y/N we are not going to kill you and sell your body parts!" I was hit in the back of the head by Rayleigh which made me completely shack. "Oops didn't hold back." "If I have a concussion I will bite your eyes and knees off." "That was oddly specific." "Well Y/N is in fact a weird person." "And you are a horrible father."

Smack'

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