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Why does this keep happening to me? "So what happened to Hello? How's your day?" I always make jokes when I am in danger. But seriously what did happen to hello because this relationship is traveling to fast for my liking.

Then I saw the aqua like shirt, horns, and the mother fucking cap. "HeHeHe!-" Damn this bitch sounds like a fucking squirrel. "Um, that was rude I would kill you right now if the young master didn't want you." Bitch I have read to many fanfictions where this bullshit happens.

I am not going to have a stupid case of stockholm syndrome and be that 'UwU character'. I refuse the option of being a bitch cause I'm the Bitch! So I'm the bitch, tell me why the fuck I my first thought was bite him in the neck.

No not like some where kinky shit I always had sharp teeth so while he was jumping through the air I said chomp and bite as hard as I could on his neck. "Eh!?" He let out a squeal and I jumped off him. "Oh sweet lordy I refuse to be taken to a MAN WITH A FUCKING BIG AS 8 INCH FOREHEAD!" I shouted as I started super punching the shit out of him.

Like think of the most video game style of punching someone in the stomach 40 times. That was what I was going. I had the best speed because I of super strength and space jumping. So he couldn't land a hit and I was knocking him out before he could take another breath.

"Bye bitch, now I have to talk to the flamingo because his persistent ass would probably send more people after me." I let out a sigh and picked up Dellinger by the back of the shirt. Holding him like a diseased baby, well or a baby that had just thrown up.

"🎵Hhh hhm hmm hmm🎵" I was just humming to myself as I jumped dashing to the castle. "Hey Bitches! I'm back!" I shouted literally throwing the weird horn bitch on the floor. "What up orphans? The hell you want with me?"

My eyes darted to the pink feathery mass in front of me. "Fufufufu, impressive that you can take down one of my Army Officers." "And what you can't take down is my grudge against you."

"Fufufu, I don't think we even met before how can you already have a grudge?" "May I add that I only have respect for one person in this house and that is Senor Pink, he deserves better and so does Russian." They all looked at me in complete shock and Doflamingo in amusement.

"All I want to say is why the fuck you got such a big ass forehead, I've commenting on that the whole day, like I could play checkers chess and tic-tac-toe at the same time on that bitch." I took a deep breath and raised my hand at the pink flamingo.

"You're orphan ass doesn't get to act so entitled just because your family is dead, AND TWO OF THOSE DEATH WERE CAUSED BY YOU!" I was going to use my next 30 minutes of free time to insult the shit out of everyone expect Senor Pink because I wasn't lying I do hold some respect for him.

"I understand that your father didn't even try to do a lot but neither did the nobles! Then you go and black mail the goverment when you want because you are of Celestial Dragon desent and because you are a warlord."

I talked about everything that I wanted to say. I talked, it was more like me just straight up insulting people and them taking it harder then my adopted fathers beatings. "That's why Corazon is better then you because you remember me of your father while he us like your mother."

It was always weird I hadn't seen the ghost of Corazon for the whole time. Yesterday or today, it was weird but maybe he is either on his death island or with the child he helped, Law.

"Alright my time is up so I have to get going, bye virgins!" I turned on my heel and started walked away like a bitch as they all looked at me shocked on how I knew so much about them and their pasts.

"Fufufu, I like women with sparky get her!" What is wrong with people, I literally just insulted you on a very personal level and your HORNY!? What is this fucking logic. I sighed I knew I might have gotten tackled so I teleported to Doffy grabbed him and teleported to the pool, know he was drowning and nobody knew.

"You guys could either go after me or you can help him." I pointed my thumb at pool where pinky was trying to stay a float. They all turned confused and immediately rushed over when they saw that he was just drowning.

I laughed and teleported to Green Bit placed down a note it was simple I needed to get off the island as soon as possible so the warlord I just screwed with wouldn't try and kidnap me. The note was simple, it just said I have to go I'll be back soon enough and it was signed by me.

Right now I jumped into the stadium where Kassi was fighting 3 people for the cash, I just fell down grabbed the money and jumped out screaming. Just like that I was running away throughout the whole island and town trying to get to a safe place. It was going to be dark soon and I couldn't be flying or teleporting while I was sleeping.

But at the same time I didn't need sleep so thats what I went with. I shoved the cash into my bag with Gar my snail Gary and jumping away. Teleporting until I find a ship or island where I would finally be able to rest.
  
  
 
  
 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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