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"I mean what is the point of having standards when you completely ignore them and go date a man who doesn't wipe his ass!" "Oh my fucking god if I was there I would have beat her ass." "I was so close to doing that." "You would have your reasons too."

Me and Cracker were walking back to his ship and we were talking about my experiences as a in my old world. Of course I didn't tell him that it was a different world I just told him and acted like it was from here. That was confusing to explain let me try again.

I acted like everything happened here and not there, alright I think I said that better. Alright there is something you don't know about me, I don't ear a lot because I'm never hungry. But when I hungry I become a second Luffy. So that means once again I was hungry but Gary couldn't make anymore food so now I was just stuck.

"Like I swear why do my friends always ask me for advice then completely ignore it, but when I'm right they come crawling back to me like I didn't warn them multiple times before hand!" I was about to continue talking but this just had to happen.

"She was so dumb to go back to her ex I swear I had told her and showed her multiple red fla-" My stomach let out a growl which resulted in me elbowing myself in the stomach. Cracker just looked at me. "Here."

When I read Crackers fandom page I read that he could make food with his devil fruit but he doesn't like when people them and doesn't give them out for free, if you're wondering I'm talking about the biscuits. You could read about it on the personality tab.

So why was he giving me a random person he met not more then 2 hours ago food? Maybe it's because I helped him with his wounds when he was on the verge of something? (No it's because you are hot Y/N) But I wasn't complaining I was hungry. "Thank you!"

When I tell you I ate that shit, I ate that shit. "Y/N you never told me why you are on the island?" "To be honest I don't know either I just want to find a place where I could sleep then I found you, who was taking a nice nap on the ground as I saw it!" I had sarcasticly which earned me a slap on the back of the head.

"Hey don't you-" (Dare disobey me Coraline!) "-hit me when I first came to the island you were literally on the floor blooding with your knees weak and with your arms heavy!" "Mom's spaghetti?" "...I love you." "What!?"

"Why did you even finish that?" "Don't know I felt like saying that so I did." "I swear Feral Child Author is on some shit with these weird ass references it's probably because she has multiple issues." (...) "Oops, by the way where even is your ship?"

"Didn't you dock your ship at the small beach?" "I don't have a ship." "...Then how the fuck did you even get here!?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW DID I GET HERE, I FUCKING FLEW OVER!" "YOU CAN FLY!?" "YES!" "I DON'T BELIVE YOU, YOU SMALL BABY BODY ASS BITCH!"

"Gasp' YOU BIG BODY BUILD ASS BITCH DONT BELIVE FROM THIS HEIGHT I CAN JUMP AND BITE THEM CRUSTY ASS ANKLES OF YOU!" "THE FUCK YOU SAY!?" "Chomp' "AHHHHH!" He started shaking his right leg to get me off.

I said I would do it and I didn't I jumped up alittle bit and bit down as hard as I could on his knees. "Stop you you bitch!" He shouted now trying to forcefully pull me off his leg, when I bite I don't back down. So while he pulled on me I wasn't letting go.

"Apologize!" I shouted which was a bit muttery because I still wasn't letting go. But Cracker being his stubborn ass he didn't apologize but instead yelled. "Never, let go of me!" You really think that I would ever do such a thing, no.

That's how we were for the next 30 or so minutes until he finally said sorry. "Alright Y/N I'm fucking sorry please let go my leg is numb!" At this point I had drawn blood no matter how much Busoshoku Haki he used on that leg.

"I'm already very injured this is just great!" He shouted sarcasticly sitting down and looking at his leg sadly. "I told you I didn't have anything against beating up and hurting the injured." I laughed in his face as I space jumping getting bandages and quickly coming back.

He didn't even realize that I have moved because I did it so fast no one even knew. "Here!" I threw the role at his big ass. "Thanks." He huffed quietly.

"I barely could walk before how in the world am I going to be able to walk now?" He just sighed and started wrapping his leg in the bandages I gave. I sighed I kinda felt bad because he was pretty injured before I bit him very hardly.

"How about I just carry you?" "Tsk, like your small ass could even carry a log of wood." He turned to me with a amused face. I felt a tic mark appear on my forehead, how is that even possible?

"Oh yeah?" I smiled evily before walking closer and lifting him up and carrying him alittle behind me. "What the hell how are you so strong!?" "Just tell me the directions and I'll get you to your ship."

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"Alright go left...THATS RIGHT YOU MORON!" "I'm sorry I'm trying my best I get confused!" "You dumbass." "Don't make me drop you!"















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