𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐑𝐃𝐎 || various! one piece

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𝑻𝒊𝒏𝒚 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆

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"Fucking christ I hate everyone!" I crused climbing down the rocks. I had ran over to where the stairs leading up to the country was. Then I had speed climbed down and went up the stairs. I had landed on the dock and didn't want to jump onto the stairs cause then I would have probably broken my shin.

I still didn't even know what island this was because of the view. I could only see the island of a half slant but I was pretty sure I saw walking toys, if I was on Dressrosa then fuck me. I didn't hate it here but I did hate the angry fancy pink flamingo.

I was one of those people who thought that Corazon deserved better. I feel like that just because Doffy is a bitch doesn't mean he gets to be such a asshole to everyone and his brother. He killed his fucking father who didn't want to make it so they lived in poverty he just wanted to have a peaceful life.

But now the whole fucking family is dead expect for himm...I can talk to ghosts. I CAN TALK TO GHOSTS! My ass is about to go and talk to the best boy Rosinante. I moved into the town and immediately was met with to much brightness.

Everything was different colors and there were toys singing and hanging out with humans. "Hello Ma'am!" I turned to see a wooden soldier. No not the one who is leading the Tontatta tribe. Just a normal soldier who has to do slavery after 6 pm.

"Hello sir do you know where a hotel is?" I needed a moment to calm down for a bit until I get the right direction to go to the next island. "Ah yes there is a hotel at the end of the block, also if you don't mind would you like to go out to dinner?" My eyes became a bit duller but he did just give me directions.

"Thank you but I like women!" Just like that I booked my ass. Turns out my directions are worst or on the same as Zoro's because some how I was able to make it onto Green Bit. The only reason I knew that was because I was covered by fog and there was a bridge leading to the main island.

"Well I guess my ass can go exploring this island!" I was actually really happy that I was here, my the Tontatta Tribe were alittle naive but still they were nice and strong.

I started walking deeper into the forest trying to find where Robin found or met the Tontatta Tribe. I kept humming to myself as I moved along the trees jumping over, overgrown roots.

Then I tripped over something, it wasn't roots because I was jumping over them. But also I had now found myself. "Oh shit, going down!" I don't know why I said what was already happening but I was doing it anyways.

Then I saw something move. "No you don't!" I teleported before the small dwarf could disappear. I picked up the Tontatta and lifted it up holding them visable. When they were in the grass they had shadows covering them.

It was Flapper, a male Tontatta. Flapper, like all the other dwarves is small and has a large fluffy tail and a pointy nose. He has a light red polka dotted cap, a red sweater, gray pants and yellow boots. When I caught him he immediately started crying acting like I would do something stupid and completely rude.

I sat down not the grass and the I tried to shush the Tontatta like it was a baby. "Hey don't cry I won't hurt you, I just saw something moving so I caught it!" I loosen my grip on the him and hled him in a comfortable way.

"Oh okay!" I sweatdropped at the fact they are this naive. I placed him on the floor. "So what's your name? I'm Y-" "You're Y/N right! I saw your face in the newspaper! Oh I'm Flapper by the way!" "Well hello there Flapper, what were you doing out here?" "I was checking if there were bad people around here."

"Oh are you talking about Doflamingo and his groups?" "You know them!? Are you a part of them?" He jumped away from me. "Of course not!-" I put my hands up in defense. "I don't like those people, he is a horrible person and has been throughout his whole life!" I shouted once more.

"Oh alright!" He came closer to me, which made me sweatdrop once more. "I-I okay?" "What are you doing here?" "Oh I-" I couldn't tell him I got lost that would be straight up embarrassing!

"Oh I was exploring around and found Green Bit and now I was just here." I said the first thing that I thought of. "Oh will you want to come back to the kingdom with m-" "Flapper what are you doing!?" I turned to see the Tontatta Leader Leo coming up behind me.

"Oh don't worry Y/N is against Doflamingo!" "Oh okay!" Once again I sweatdropped this was the third time I should really get used to how gullible they all are. "Alright Y/N let's go to Tontatta Kingdom!"

Just like that I was being dragged away to a place by tiny dwarfs. This made me feel like I was either in Narnia or if I am in Alice in Wonderland. Because this was my where shit. Also it didn't help that Flapper was dragging me by the finger so my back was like a school metal chair.

Once again I will said this I really need to see my chiropractor! Alright let's meet the other Tontattas and meet the one legged wooden soldier named Kyros.















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