RE: Village One Shots

A Drink with Two Bastards .

TW; suicide is mentioned! This isn't a sad chapter but it is mentioned briefly. Just a heads up shawtys <3

Y/n was a maiden from the Dimitrescu's castle and Donna would visit the castle often due to her extreme loneliness. Donna saw Y/n working and she immediately wanted to take her home with her.

Alcina noticed Donna's attraction and let Donna have Y/n as a gift to one sister to another.

So now Y/n is Donna's personal and only maiden, Donna had other maidens, but they were all killed by her hand since they feared the doll maker and would try to escape constantly.

Right now, Y/n was having a drink with Heisenberg and Ethan at Heisenberg's factory without telling Donna about it. The doll maker and Angie is currently slaughtering people to find their maiden.

Y/n and Heisenberg are wasted as fuck and Ethan is the only sober one.

Y/n's POV;
"Heisen, did you- did you know you're- you're gay right?" I hiccup. "I am?! How could you not tell me this sooner Y/n?! I thought we were besties." Heisenberg cries.

"We areeee! Besties for the restiesss. Right Ethannn?" "I think you two have had enough drinks for tonight." "Nooooo don't be a buzzkill son, you just need more liquor in your bloodstream." Heisenberg whines.

"Someone has to be sober Heisenberg and I'll gladly be that person." "Haha it's just cause Ethan can't- can't handle his alcohol." I giggle.

"Shut up Y/n! You've only had four drinks and you're already wasted." "Hey! Four is a a lot you knowww." "Y/n they were four shots." "Shhhhhh quiet bitch boyyy, I did not ask."

"You're the bitch boy!" "I'm a girl silly." I giggle, lightly tapping Ethan's nose. He sighs and then chuckles, "You two are stupid but the fun kind."

"Hey Y/n?" "Hmmmm?" "I thought our names were Heisenberg and Y/n, not stupid." "They aren't?!" "Noooo he just said we are stupid." "Oh. Hi stupid! My name is stupid tooo!" "Oh my god twins!! Do you wanna be best friends?"

"No sorry stupid I'm best friends with Heisenberg." "Oh yeah I'm best friends with Y/n." "You should meet Heisenberg, he's really cool." "You should meet Y/n, she's funny."

"You two are fucking dumb as fuck." Ethan groans, face palming. "Is dumb a girl? I like girls." I giggle. "My best friend Y/n also likes girls! You guys would get along so well."

"Heisenberg THAT IS Y/N!" Ethan yells pointing at me. "LIAR! You said we are stupid so that's not Y/n because her name isn't stupid!" "... I'm going to kill myself."

"Nuhhh uhhh Ethan boyyy, sewerslide is bad." "Yeahhh Ethannn just don't die, duh." "Shut the fuck up Y/n, you have the highest suicide attempts than we do combined."

"Shut don't go up." "You have 24 suicide attempts." "Hey! I just want to know if there are any hot dead girls, IT WAS FOR SCIENCE!" "No its was because YOU'RE GAY."

"OOOOOOOO ETHAN SAID THE G WORD." Stupid gasps. "Shut up you're gay too." "Am not!" "I'll kiss you."

"Awww that's cute." "Gays." "Mhmm." "But she's stupid not Y/n." "I know Heisenberg." "But I'm not Heisenberg I'm stupid."

Ethan groans and pops off the cap to the wine bottle and chugs it all. He's clearly tired of our shit. Suddenly one of Heisenberg's soldats runs into the room.

"Sir the doll maker is here and is demanding to see you!"

"Ah but Heisenberg isn't here." Ethan sighs and pushes Stupid to the door.

"Yes he is, you're Heisenberg not stupid so go answer the door."

"Ouuu I like it when you get touchy with me Ethan.~"