The Witch and Her Human .

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Y/n was in Cassandra's room playing a game with her on her Xbox. Y/n and Cassandra are dating, it took the witch sometime to finally confess to the human, which happily accepted.

"DIE DIE DIE!"

"Ayo bro watch your jet. Bro.Watch your jet. AYO BRO WATCH YOUR JET."

Cassandra killed Y/n in an online game by accident, she was trying to kill random people on the surface with her jet and Y/n was near the area.

Y/n rages quits, banging her fist on the table.

"Cassandra what the FUCK."

"Die?"

"... Die." Y/n walks to Cassandra with her sickle in hand.

"Y/n! No! I'm sorry." "Die die die!" Y/n mocks. "Babe stop."

"You shouldn't have landed on dn." "Landed on what?

"Landed on deez nuts." "I hope you drink bleach." "Bet." "NO!"

Y/n drops the sickle and runs out the room and heading straight for the bathroom. Cassandra desperately chasing after her.

- Small Time Skip -

"Umm Cassandra why is your girlfriend drinking our bleach supply?" Bela calls out, standing in front of the doorway of the bathroom.

"TAKE IT AWAY FROM HER!" Cassandra yells back.

Bela snatched the bleach container from Y/n and sniffs the bottle.

Cassandra runs into the room breathless. "Is she dying?!"

"No, it's not bleach, it's vodka." "Wait, how did vodka end up in a bleach container?!"

"Goddamit Y/n that was my vodka, I told you need to share!" Daniela whines.

"Daniela why the hell are you giving my girlfriend alcohol?!"

"Because she's a funny drunk, look." Daniela points to Y/n and the trio look over to the human.

"I ammmm the cloroxxxxx IIII speak- speak for the bleachh." Y/n hiccups and giggles, talking to a wall. "Wooo go Y/n, drink more!" Daniela cheers.

"III wantt moreeee bleachh."

"No. You've had enough. Come on we are going back to my room." "No! I don't want too."

"Y/n."

"I'm hungry, Daniiii can we eat dino nuggies?"

"um HELL YES WE CAN. I'll go tell a maiden to start making them."

Daniela dashes out of the room and Y/n has a satisfied smirk on her face.

"Alright while she does that let's at least go back to my room, you need to rest."

"Make sure to feed her something so she doesn't throw up."

Bela warns, chuckling at Y/n's behavior then leaving the room. Leaving the pair alone.

Cassandra sighs and picks up her drunk dumbass.

"Cassandra?" "You want a cookie?" "Yesss!"

- Time Skip -

Y/n was fed and passed out on Cassandra bed. Cassandra was sharpening her sickle, getting ready to torture a random maiden that flirted with her.

She also called Y/n a stupid cock sucking slut so that's another reason she's going to kill the maiden. She finishes preparing her sickle and other torture items and gets ready to find the that maiden.

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