RE: Village One Shots

A Game of Chase with New Players.

Y/n is making fun Mother Miranda and Miranda eventually gets pissed and tries to rail Y/n but Y/n curves her harder than she does in mariokart.

"You're aaaaaaa-" "A bird, I know dear, you've told me countless times." "No I was going to say a bitch." "Excuse me?" "Okay! You're excused."

"Not what I meant Y/n, who are you calling a bitch?" "Wow I didn't know you were a stupid bitch too. I was talking to you if that wasn't clear enough."

"Y/n. Enough." "Or what? Cry about it you piss baby." "A what?"

"You're deaf too? Damn double homicide." "Keep toying with me human and I'll make you regret your existence." "You already do that."

"Y/n. No more. Shut your mouth." "Aww is Mommy Miranda mad? Is she gonna have a fit?" Miranda pins me against her desk.

"I. Said. Shut. Up." "I know, I just don't care." She slapped me so I slapped her back and back handed her.

"What was the second slap for?" "I don't know I just felt like it."

"For a human you're very mean." "For god like human you're such a crybaby." "I am not!" "Wanna bet?" "I'll break you." "That's nice."

Miranda tries to kiss me to shut me up or at least make me less bitchy but I don't feel like kissing her crusty ass right now.

I lean away and step on her foot making her get off of me. "FUCK, Y/N!" "Oops?" Miranda glares at me and I try to distract her. "LOOK ITS DN."

I yell pointing in the opposite direction of the door. She takes the bait and looks where I'm pointing. "What DN?"

I quietly run out the room, not before leaving her a little note.

Mother Miranda's POV;
I turn around but Y/n isn't there and the door is closed. I spot a note on my desk. I pick it up and read, I sigh unamused.

"DEEZ NUTS."
P.s - I know you ate my dinosaur chicken nuggets and I'm livid about it. So get me more or become single. :)
- Y/n <3

I sigh, 'So that's why she was bitchy. Never eat her food without permission, noted.' "Y/n? Can you come out now?" No answer.

I look around the room, trying to find her hiding spot. Nothing. "Y/n?" 'I forgot she's always been good at hide n seek.'

"Y/n come out right now or you're a sussy baka."

Still no answer, she isn't in here, she would always run out her hiding spot. She hates being called a sussy baka or kitten. I use that to my advantage, I like pissing her off sometimes.

I open the door and explore the house, 'Let's see how long you will last.'

Y/n's POV;
I ran out the house and left some traces that made it look like I was still home. I made sure to cover up my tracks so Miranda won't find me anytime soon.

I run until I'm at the village, I run past a vendor cart and stop when I hear a familiar voice.

"Not even going to spare me a hello Y/n?"

I run back and greet my old pal Duke. "Hey Duke! Sorry I was running from Miranda."

"Again? This is starting to become a habit Y/n."

"It's good exercise and I just like thrill of running away and knowing I'm being looked for."

"Ah so in simple words a game of chase. You should visit Castle Dimitrescu, the daughters would love to play that game with you."