SamBucky Oneshots

Texting

Thank you shelooksfine_af for this ❤

Cybord:
If tomatoes are fruits then doesn't that make ketchup a smoothie ?

Birdshit:
Idk, i think smoothies are cold with ice and all.

Cybord:
But ketchup is in the fridge most of the time...🤔😕

Birdshit:
Noo idiot. Smoothies have ice chips...come onn..
😐😐

Cybord:
Hmmm

Birdshit:
🔪🔪🔪

Cyborg:
Wot ?? 🤔

Birdshit:
I told you not to write the cursed word.
🔪🔪🔪

Cyborg:
Okay Sam. I didn't knew you were this much of a dick.

Birdshit:
Didn't know*

Cyborg:
Ya, whatever

Birdshit:
I just can't help it.. 😶😶

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Next day after Sam gets a call that Bucky argued w his therapist .

Cyborg:
I didn't wanted her to use the notebook, besides I didn't even say anything.

Birdshit:
You kept staring at her making her rethink every decision of her life. That is not okay Buck.

It's didn't want* by the way.

Cyborg:
Hmmm

Birdshit:
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Cyborg:
I may or may not have done that on purpose ❤

Birdshit:
I'll block you ❤

Cyborg:
I'm no longer keeping the deal we made last month.

Birdshit:
What deal? I forgot

Cyborg:
Bye

Birdshit:
You must really hate me now 😕

Cyborg:
Yes
🗡🗡🗡

Birdshit:
Ik, riptide.

Cyborg:
Yes
🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

Birdshit:
It was blue though
🤔🤔

Cyborg:
Nobody cares
🗡🗡🗡🗡

Birdshit:
Man its blue because water 😕

Cyborg:
Idc Sam

Birdshit:
Everything Percy had was blue, it was an inside joke of the family...

Cyborg:
I know

Birdshit:
Like pancakes