so
i did a plot generator
and made metadede canon
here's the generator -> https://www.plot-generator.org.uk and here's the story:
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Dedede the great was thinking about Meta Knight again. Meta was a ruthless mysterious with charming eyes and wide fingers.
Dedede walked over to the window and reflected on his tall surroundings. He had always loved royal Dedede's castle with its wet, wide Waddle Dee soldiers. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel anxious.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a ruthless figure of Meta Knight.
Dedede gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a bold, daring, hot cocoa drinker with feathery eyes and chubby fingers. His friends saw him as a glamorous, grieving gluttonous. Once, he had even rescued a silky Kirby from a burning building.
But not even a bold person who had once rescued a silky Kirby from a burning building, was prepared for what Meta had in store today.
The wind blew like walking bears, making Dedede ambivalent. Dedede grabbed a minuscule piano that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Dedede stepped outside and Meta came closer, he could see the strange glint in his eye.
Meta gazed with the affection of 6325 proud huge horses. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want some company."
Dedede looked back, even more ambivalent and still fingering the minuscule piano. "Meta, would you like a rock," he replied.
They looked at each other with sleepy feelings, like two tight, thirsty tigers chatting at a very kind festival, which had bossa nova music playing in the background and two brave uncles partying to the beat.
Dedede regarded Meta's charming eyes and wide fingers. "I feel the same way!" revealed Dedede with a delighted grin.
Meta looked calm, his emotions blushing like a tricky, teeny-tiny torch.
Then Meta came inside for a nice drink of hot cocoa.
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10/10 romance i love it
