"The great almighty loveshaker has arrived!"
"Seriously Fungishiro?"
"Stop with the nickname you yellow plunger", Hiro sticks his tongue out in the camera.
"Wtf", Tsukishima was disgusted, grabbing a piece of paper near his place. He then takes out a pen, opening up the lid as he sticks it in his cheeks.
"So about your date", Hiro then talked, stuffing his mouth with a good amount of chips. He leaned on his chair while placing his feet right on the small space left in front of his chair.
"Really? Chips?", He pushes his pen on his cheek, chewing it inside as he groaned a little.
"Really? Ever heard of minding your own business?", Hiro then places the bag on top of his mouth, flipping it as hundreds of chips fell in his mouth.
"Whatever. Just get to the point", the blonde then writes a word on the paper, waiting for what would the gay said.
'Operation A'
He continues to write eveeything the man would say through the phone, getting the writings dirty as he tries to write fast whenever Hiro would speak in a high speed. Of course that was intentional.
"Hold up", he takes out an eraser, furiously rubbing it on the paper while resting his temple on his fist.
"What is it?"
"You call this a date?", He sticks out the paper on the front camera, his face literally looking like some familiar meme.
"Yes?", He plops the last chip on his mouth, crumbling the plastic as it makes a loud noise. Munching, he then takes a bottle near him, opening the lid. "What's wrong?"
"This is a little..... Bougie", the fry stares at the paper with confusion. He dislike the thought of deciding to follow the man's way of a date or his way. But knowing that he never tried a date, he would definitely consider buying Hiro's schedule.
"I'm surprised you have that word in your dictionary"
He ignored him, "Fancy restaurant completely isn't my style. Especially that troll"
"Well, why would I care? It's not like you're really gonna follow that thing", he points out the paper seen on his screen, his cheesy fingers were giving Tsukishima a disgusting look.
He let out a tch sound before grabbing something on his organizer. A cute little washi tape was exposed in Hiro's view, cute dinosaur designs sparkling.
He takes out a scissor with a shape of a dinosaur head. He then cuts the tape right in front of the cam. Putting the piece at the top of the paper, he stretches his hand to the wall, pushing it for it to stick.
"There"
Hiro then sucks his fingers, letting out a weird sound. The other hand then grabs the phone then stood up. "My job's done. Bye"
"Wait"
Hiro groaned, shaking his body like a kid as Tsukishima's vision turn into like an earthquake happened on the other side. The man puts down his phone with a small pout, excusing himself then washed his hands on the sink. Splashing the water everywhere as he dries his hand weirdly, he then sat down, raising an eyebrow to the blonde.
"What do you think should I wear?"
Hiro clicked his tongue. "That's it". He harshly took his phone, attempting to turn it off.
"Wait- Ah! you bastard", Tsukishima took out his black screen phone as he scratched his head while thinking of what he should wear.
Hiro then sighed, brushing his fingers through his brown hair. He then placed a smile as he fixes his phone. 'These two idiots'

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PRESENCE : Tsukishima X Reader
FanfictionWhat makes a smile dangerous? What makes a voice threatening? Y/N, a student who kept her mouth shut to the world. Then she met Tsukishima, an honest and salty man. A story where her words are much more meaningful, giving the blonde butterflies in...