random incorrect quotes i think match the boys
sapnap: you always look so unapproachable.
sam: and yet, here you are.
punz: you're violent.
george: yeah, but i'm short so it's adorable.
boomer: how tall are you?
sap: height is a social construct.
boomer: so you're short?
sam: dude, are you getting enough sleep?
punz: sometimes when i sneeze my eyes close.
sam: punz...that's not- okay.
george: you know those moments when i tell you something isn't a good idea-
quackity: and then i ignore you, yeah.
sap: don't correct me!
george: don't be wrong!
sap: i will not hesitate to strangle you.
punz: can you even reach my neck?
george: i know we don't always see eye to eye on things-
punz: that's because you're too short.
punz: are you SURE i can't punch boomer in the face?
sam: yes.
punz: what if i just broke their nose a little bit?
sam: wha-no! what's wrong with you!
quackity: ARE YOU-
boomer: fucking.
quackity: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
boomer: fucking.
quackity: IDIOT!
george: …what was that?
boomer: bad banned quackity from swearing, so i’m helping him out.
sam: boomer, can i speak to you for a minute? in private.
boomer: ooh, someone's in trouble. it's me. i don't know why i did that.
sam: i’m in love with you.
punz: we called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
sam: i know
punz: ah. okay. um. cool. neat. very cool. cool. cool. coolcoolcool-
george: i give up. i am so tired.
sapnap: get the emergency supply!
dream: *carries karl and places them in front of george*
karl: *smiles*
george: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
sam: imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
punz: self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
quackity: oh wow, my childhood innocence! thank you for finding this!
dream: i knew i lost that potential somewhere!
sap: my moral code, is that you?
sam :
sam: i was just gonna show you this cool trunk my brother left me but do you guys need a hug?
sam: my stomach growled super loud in french.
sam: i would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in french. it growled during french class.
sapnap: bonjour
punz: le growl.
boomer: hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
might add more later but here
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Fanfictiononeshots of dream, george, sapnap, quackity, karl, punz, wilbur, skeppy, bbh, sam, ponk, foolish, fundy, boomer, eret :) (and some extra added people sometimes) shipping the characters not themselves (even tho sometimes I'll take things that relate...
