RUN SANTOS!! ( Spooky x Reader)

20)'Fun' Morning Talks

 Waking up first is always the best, especially with a group of heavy sleepers. Opening my eyes the first thing I see is Tony laying down on the couch with Mateo laying on half of the couch using Tony's butt as a pillow. Danny was laying on the coffee table with his head off the edge. I sat in the recliner upside-down. I quietly fell/flipped off the recliner landing on the ground. I made my way to my room. I grabbed my phone, a permanent marker, and an air horn that I own for unknown reasons.

Walking back to the living room I made my way to the recliner laying everything down. I grabbed my phone taking a picture as they were because that's great blackmail itself. Making my way to Mateo first the left side of his face open to draw on. I tried to draw a picture of 'Patrick Star' from 'SpongeBob SquarePants'. It wasn't that bad, until I put a big hairy dick releasing one onto Patrick. Stepping up and taking a quick picture, I slowly made my way to Tony. Tony's face was covered since he stuffed his head into the couch. However he is bald,... sucks for him. Tony always skips me when he pranks the group because he knows better. So I always try to be nicer to him.

Saying that, I drew a huge elephant on the back of his head which looks 'great'. Taking a picture of the 'master piece' on his head I made my way to Donny. His face was really red so I picked it up and pushed his body down the table a little. I put a blanket under his head on the table and gently placed it down. Once helping him I drew a spider on his cheek. Shh... he hates spiders, like he's terrified of them. Then I capped the marker, threw it on the chair and went to make breakfast for them to lighten the blow since they're going to kill me.

I made them biscuits & gravy since they love it. Once everything was made I turned the stove to low keeping it warm. I made my way back to the recliner grabbing my phone of record and grabbed the air horn.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH," was the only noise heard. They yelled louder than the air horn in my hands. Donny jumped up falling off the table landing on his back with a loud thud. Mateo jumped backwards falling over the arm of the couch onto the side-table knocking the lamp off. Tony jumped up standing on the couch hitting his head on the ceiling fan and immediately falling back onto the couch. The only noise left was them groaning over their injuries and me laughing on the floor holding my stomach.

Once my laughing settled I stopped the video locking my phone. All the boys were now standing up. They all looked at each other then at me with a death glare. Standing to my feet slowly trying to make peace. I put my hands up after tucking my phone into my pocket.

"I made breakfast. It's your guy's favorite." With no response and the predator looking still in their eyes I knew the chase would begin if I didn't get them settled. "Look, you all know me, and I know you guys if you woke up first you would do the same except there wouldn't be any breakfast, just back down, you idiots you won't win." Before being able to open my mouth Tony's fingers twitch analyzing he wasn't going to wait any longer.

I knew Tony was one of our fastest runners, Donny had more brains, and Mateo was the strongest. I always had to go against them so I was rounded. I was just as smart as Don, stronger than Mateo, and just as fast as Tony. If I had the lead I could get away from all of them. So I either talk to them to lose the possible advantage, or I could run now to keep all the advantages, while losing the chance to talk it out with them all.

So I ran. The door was closest to me, running straight through the door outside. I heard their footsteps start as soon as I moved my shoulder to run. I observed as I exited the house. The two cars in the driveway my aunt's car was gone saying she was at work. 'The Santos' yard held the majority Santos. Bursting open the door all their attention had turned to the house. I sprinted across the street, with the boys behind me. 'The Santos' looked alarmed and curious. Oscar wasn't outside.