I Have a Secret (Rapmonster Fanfic)

Food

We didn't actually go out, we can't because Oppa's an idol, so we went to BTS's dorm. We walked in, took our shoes off, and Oppa fell into the sofa in the living area.

"Hey, since this is my dorm I'm technically paying for the food. That means you have to make it," he said matter-of-factly. I rolled my eyes so far I think I pulled a muscle.
"Alright, I can make ramen, grilled cheese, PB&J, and cereal," I responded.
"As long as it's edible, you're better than the rest of Bangtan," Oppa said with a shrug. I turned and walked to the kitchen to raid their cupboards. As I was searching I found something really weird.
"Oppaaa!" I called.
"What?" he responded from the other room.
"Why are there lady bugs in your cupboard?"
"Dammit, Taehyung! Just ignore those and try not to cook any, I'll deal with it later," he said, not answering my question. I just shrugged and did as he said. I took out some ramen and peanut butter and went to the refrigerator to find bread, jelly, butter and cheese. I turned on the stove and decided to go back to the cupboard and get some cinnamon too. I boiled some water to make the ramen and then I set a pan with butter on it down to make grilled cheese. I put 2 cheese sandwiches onto the pan then took 2 pieces of bread and spread peanut butter on them. I flipped the grilled cheeses and got 2 other pieces of bread and spread jelly on them. I then got a genius idea. I went back to the refrigerator and took out a spoonful of wasabi. I put the wasabi on 1 of the peanut butter slices before putting the sandwiches together and putting that one on Oppa's plate. After the grilled cheeses were done, I made 2 pieces of cinnamon bread. Then, to top if all off, I made what looked like chocolate cereal. I walked into the room, mine and Oppa's plates in hand, and handed him his.

"너의 산드위치*," I said with a smile, "I'll go get some cola." Oppa took his plate and I went and got two colas. I came back and he had an amused look on his face.
"Did you make everything you know how to make?" he asked.
"Maaybe," I said and sat down. Out of the corner of my eye, I watched him eat his PB&J. When he finally bit into the wasabi, he got this look on his face like he would rather drink bleach than eat that sandwich. I choked on my own sandwich and burst out laughing. He tried to wipe away the taste with his hand, but he only succeeded in looking retarded. Then he chugged his whole can of cola. The whole damn thing.

"Ugh, what the fuck, Lissa?" he said sounding out of breath.
"I'm sorry, I had to," I apologized while still laughing.
"You have to kiss it and make it better," he demanded.
"Uh uh, you taste like wasabi," I said in a sassy tone.
"But that's your fault!" he whined.
"Mm, you ate it," I countered. He groaned and I patted him on the shoulder.
"Want me to get you more cola?" I asked. He nodded so I went and got him more.

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The rest of the meal went on without incident and we decided to watch a movie after we were done. Oppa wanted to watch Fast and Furious, but I wanted to watch Sailor Moon. We watched Pokémon. Near the end of the movie, right when Pikachu cried and brought Ash back to life with his tears, the rest of Bangtan burst through the door and thoroughly ruined the moment.

"Hyung!" Jungkook yelled.
"What?!" Oppa yelled back.
"You le- Lissa!" Jungkook said, sounding a bit shocked to see me here.
"Jungkook!" I said imitating his tone. He was only momentarily caught off guard though, and I could visibly see him going into troll mode.
"You done reading fan fi-"
"Guys!" I said, cutting him off before he could finish that sentence.
"Lissa!" they all greeted me happily.
"Oh, Tae-Tae!" Oppa said sweetly as he saw Taehyung walk in, but he had an evil facial expression. Taehyung saw this and tried to run away, but Oppa stood up and grabbed his arm.
"We gotta talk," he said and dragged Taehyung to the kitchen.
"Well! You guys have fun, I have to go back to my dorm," I said and hastily said goodbye to everyone before shit went down.

*너의 산드위치 - neowi sandeuwichi - your sandwich

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I just want to thank everyone that comments on this story. I know I don't respond most if the time, but it really makes my day when people comment, so 고마워* :)

고마워 - gomaweo - thanks