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The Black Bulls Are A Different Breed

General Log
7:32pm

Vanessa: and that's how I got chocolate pudding on my skirt. I did not shit myself

Mimosa: Oh my

Leopold: I did not need to know that

Liebe: why are you humans so weird

Dorothy: you Black Bulls are wild

Noelle: Onee-san...

Noelle: what the fuck?

Nozel:

Nozel: Noelle?

Simps Group Chat
7:35pm

Dorothy: lmao Nozel being an overprotective older brother

Nozel: hush Dorothy

Nozel: my little sister must not be corrupted by anyone or anything in anyway, shape, or form

Luck: she's been with the Black Bulls for almost 3 years

Luck: what did you think would happen

Nozel: ...

Nozel: suddenly I wonder what would happen if I accidentally murdered an entire Magic Knight squad

Asta: I- 

General Log
7:37pm

Yami: alright you little shits it's game night

Luck: yay :D

Asta: this is gonna be so good

Vanessa: I'll get the booze

Charmy: I'll bring the food

Yami: Finral guess who's turn it is on the 'Wheel'

Finral: pls no T-T

Leopold: what's the 'Wheel'

Noelle: It's a game where one person is strapped to a life size dart board and we throw knives at the person.

William: Isn't that a bit dangerous?

Liebe: Finral's always the one strapped to the dart board so it's fine

Fuegoleon: How is it any safer because Finral is doing it?

Magna: finral uses spacial magic to move the knives away from his body

William: What if he runs out mana?

Yami: we have gray so he'll be fine

Yami: now hurry up finral

Finral: yes sir T-T

General Log
2:12am

Luck: I'm bored

Luck: do you guys wanna the banana game

Magna: N O

Noelle: Please never bring that thing up again

Luck: why not

Asta: Luck I am willing to give you 200,000 yuls to not bring that up

Charmy: I'll bake a free cake

Vanessa: ijj gibe u ky bezt wine

Luck: ...

Luck: no ❤

Magna: h e l p

Asta: what's wrong?

Asta: Oh fuck no keep that thing away from me

Liebe: don't bring him here

Zora: is he chasing you with that thing

Magna: yes

Magna: big bro zora help us

Zora: why are you bringing him to me?!

Nacht: stay away from me you abominations

Noelle: how and why did you get vice captain nacht involved?

Noelle: no no no no no 

Vanessa: sdgduhe 

Finral: pls have mercy on me

Luck: I'm coming for everyone :)

General Log
7:09am

Leopold:

Mimosa:

Kirsch:

Fuegoleon:

Dorothy:

Nozel:

Jack:

Klaus:

William:

Kaiser:

Rill:

Charlotte:

Marx:

Jack: @Yami what kinda base are you running?

Yami: don't worry about it

I've always wanted to write something like this for absolutely no good reason.

Anyways have y'all seen Black Clover chapter 301? Noelle finally realizes that she loves Asta 😌😏 I personally love it, I don't care what anyone thinks