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Asta is NOT Jealous

'Simps'
2:12pm

Yuno: LMAO-

Dorothy: what happened

Asta: don't you fucking dare yuno

Yuno: no ❤️

Yuno: we ( me, asta, noelle) were taking a walk and Asta's pissed cause random guys keep on confessing their love to Noelle

Yuno: he literally beat one of them up for getting too close

Luck: jealous bf much?

Asta: for the last time we're not dating

Nozel: 🤐

Dorothy: HELP-

Yuno: even nozel disagrees

Kirsch: aren't the guys gonna be pissed and press charges against you?

Asta: aw are you worried about me 🥺

Asta: don't worry, I'm a high ranking magic knight. they can't do shit 💀

Dorothy: it's giving xerx lugner

Asta: don't compare me to the bitch that got folded by a shark kinnie

Luck: SHARK KINNIE-

General Log
2:17pm

Yuno: @Noelle come get your man

Charlotte: you did not-

Nozel: wait you saw that?

Charlotte: yeah, I was lurking

Yuno: @Charlotte yes I did

Noelle: I? Don't? Have? A? Man?

Luck: about that...

Asta: stfu no one asked you

Yuno: 💀

Leopold: someone's in a bad mood

Asta: someone's about to get folded if they don't stfu

Leopold: 🤐

Noelle: that's not nice :(

Noelle: apologize

Asta:

Asta: I'm sorry or whatever ig

Yuno: you're down bad

Asta: ain't you the one that traveled 10 miles in 2 minutes to get mimosa her favorite dessert because the local store ran out

Yuno: whatever happens in that gc stays in that gc

Kirsch: not you trying to deflect-

Yuno: keep talking narcissistic bitch

Asta: this you?

Asta:

Dorothy: THE CACKLE I JUST LET OUT-

Nozel: this is vile

Luck: ain't no way 😶

Charlotte: I-

Yuno: this your mama? 

Yuno:

Dorothy: HELP ME-

Leopold: am I allowed to laugh?

Liebe: gotta deal with the trauma somehow

Noelle: oh. my. god.

DMs
Noelle -----> Asta
2:25pm

Noelle: bakasta

Noelle: stupidsta

Noelle: asta

Asta: yes?

Noelle: are you ok?

Asta: yeah, why wouldn't I be?

Noelle: when we went out for a walk around the capital and you were acting pretty strange

Noelle: not to mention, is yuno taking the jokes too far? that was a pretty low blow

Asta: we talked over our trauma and decided ✨ humor ✨ was the best way to cope

Asta: I actually laughed a little ngl

Noelle: ok but that doesn't explain why you were acting so strange while we were taking a walk

Asta: because I don't want other guys to look at you like that
Message not sent

                    ____________________

                        Delete Message?

                           Yes           No
                    ____________________

Asta didn't hesitate to press 'Yes'. He flopped back on his bed with a sigh. The young devil host wanted to tell the youngest Silva how he felt so badly, but he couldn't.

Maybe it was fear of rejection or fear that she would run away entirely. Asta didn't exactly know what ever it was.

He put a pillow over his face, "Fuck", he groaned. "Why cant I do it?". Nozel himself had been protecting his precious youngest sister from all the proposals for so long. But, it was only a matter of time until some sleazy bastard got finally had his way and gets married to her. After all, she was royalty.

Asta muttered a string of curse words that would definitely make Yami proud. He closed his eyes and let sleep take him.

Ahaha... I totally didn't procrastinate on updating this story for almost a year.

Also plot in my group chat story? More likely than you think.

I'm not sure if you can see the pictures in the story so please notify me if you don't. But if you're like me and too lazy to do so, the first picture is Yuno on the brink of death after getting stabbed by zenon. The second one is licita getting stabbed by lucifero.

I'm getting a new laptop soon so expect more updates. That's mainly what has been holding me back in my stories.