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Photoshoot With the Magic Knights. What Could Possibly go Wrong?

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7:58am

Yuno: asta we're doing that today so wake tf up

Dorothy: Yuno willingly going to touch grass? Is everything ok at home?

Yuno: stfu I'm not that antisocial

Dorothy: we all know that's a lie

Asta: do we really have to do that 

Yuno: it's not a choice. It's what the people want

Asta: since when have u been a people pleaser? 

Yuno: I'm not. It's just a direct order from Captain Vangeance 

Yuno: didn't captain Yami tell you?

Asta: kinda? 

Asta: he said "do this or I kill you"

Dorothy: typical Yami 

Dorothy: @Charlotte how did u fall for that guy

Charlotte: I hope you fall asleep and stay asleep

Kirsch: for the love of God, it's 8 am

Charlotte: I. Don't. Care. 

Asta: someone's in a bad mood today

Charlotte: I don't wanna hear that from you

Nozel: are you mad that yesterday's meeting cock-blocked you again? 

Dorothy: NOZEL??!()$949(_!4 

Nozel: this group chat has made me lose my sanity 

Asta: imagine being sane? couldn't be me lol

Yuno: couldn't be any of us. now hurry tf up

Yuno: you too luck, don't think I forgot about u

Luck: damn

Dorothy: what are you guys even going for? 

Yuno: you know that popularity poll from a few weeks ago? 

Dorothy: the one where everyone became Noelle's bitch? 

Yuno: well that's one way to say she won

Yuno: but yeah, now the top ten have to do a photoshoot as promised 

Asta: I'm surprised luck is even on there 

Charlotte: same ngl

Luck: fuck you too

Charlotte: that's magna's job but k.

Dorothy: HELP

Kirsch: Im still not over the fact that I'm nowhere near the top 10

Nozel: I wonder why 🤔

Kirsch: stfu braids 

Kirsch: wait who's top ten again?

Yuno: Noelle is 1st place, Asta is 2nd, I'm third, Charlotte is 4th, Mimosa is 5th, Nero is 6th, Nacht is 7th, Luck is 8th, Yami is 9th, and Liebe is 10th

Kirsch: hold the fuck up

Kirsch: how the fuck did captain yami and Liebe of all people end up ranking higher than me