The Magic Knights have been given new communication devices where they can call and text and do many other things. Dorothy decides to take advantage of that...
Dorothy: @Asta are u becoming more demon like or is it just me?
Asta: yeah apparently it's a side effect so my canines are permanently sharper and I have a tail now 🧍
Dorothy: I feel like your personality is changing a bit too
Asta: wdym
Dorothy: what the fuck is this
Dorothy:
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Asta: how the fuck did you get that
Yuno: oh you getting BOLD now
Yuno: I'm surprised she didn't blast you away
Asta: bold of you to assume she didn't
Nozel: I'm really considering murder rn
Asta: WEREN'T YOU JUST SAYING ME AND NOELLE WERE PRACTICALLY DATING ?!
Nozel: that doesn't mean I don't want to kill you
Asta: are u bipolar or something
Kirsch: are YOU bipolar
Luck: nah fr let's talk about that though
Luck: one minute you're happy and cheery, the next you're a fucking psychopath that no one but Noelle can stop
Asta: i know damn well you of all people ain't talking
Luck: at least everyone got a heads up and knows about my personality. you on the other hand... 😬
Asta: I got sick of everyone's bs
Simps 7:04pm
Asta: this is a non judgemental place where we can rant, right?
Yuno: that entirely depends on the shit you're about to tell us
Asta: stfu emo
Asta: anyways-
Asta:
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Asta:
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Asta: LORD HAVE MERCY I'M BOUT TO-
Asta: I WANNA JUST-
Asta: SHE COULD STEP ON ME AND I'D APOLOGIZE FOR WASTING HER TIME
Asta: she's so fine it hurts 😩
Yuno: Bro 😟
Asta: we went out shopping and she tried on different outfits
Asta: the one with the slit has me FERAL
Nozel:
Asta: I forgot you were here ngl
Charlotte: HELP-
Yuno: me personally, I wouldn't let that slide, but that's just me
Kirsch: not you tryna instigate-
Dorothy: I just got back from a meeting, why tf is the first thing I see?
Dorothy: also asta, I'm proud of you for making progress by admitting that you're a simp for Noelle
Nozel: he just typed out some of the most vile, stomach churning, foulest, down astronomically bad sentences I've ever heard about my SISTER and you're PROUD
Dorothy: progress is progress 🤷
General Log 7:15pm
Asta: HELP
Mimosa: what's wrong
Asta: @Noelle come get your brother he's currently chasing me through the woods
Nozel: every second you're not running, I'm getting closer :)
Noelle: what's going on?
Asta: please get your psycho brother under control
Noelle: why's he chasing u
Asta: 🤐
Noelle: ?
Asta: I'm under an oath so technically I can't tell you
Yuno: aren't u stronger than nozel?
Asta: would you like an angry royal who just happens to be captain chasing you with literal fucking spears at high speeds?
Yuno: imagine being chased by an angry royal who just happens to be captain chasing you with literal fucking spears at high speeds
Asta: did you just copy paste that?
Yuno: yesn't
Nozel: found you :)
Asta: fuck
Yeah Asta's down horrendously bad, Nozel is not having it, Yuno is here for the fun of it.
Art belongs to MrNachts, (idk their pronouns) check them out on Twitter THEY'RE SO GOOD AT DRAWING. Any astelle shippers/ Noelle stans will be fed by their art. Check out their Wattpad too, they have a really good astelle story.
