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Spring trap: OH GAWD.

Freddy: NO DONT YOU DARE DO IT SPRING-

Spring trap: *sets horror attraction on fire*

-alot of months later-

Police: what happened?

Spring trap: I WAS TRYING TO RECREATE KENTUCKY'S FRIED CHICA

Police: dude. Don't do that.

Spring trap: I WAS HUNGRY I TELL YOU

Police: so, how did it go then?

Spring trap: it tastes and smells like burnt metal.

Police: of course is does. YOU USED CHICA AND NOT REAL CHICKEN

Spring trap: hey, at least I used cooking oil  :D

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