Spring trap: OH GAWD.
Freddy: NO DONT YOU DARE DO IT SPRING-
Spring trap: *sets horror attraction on fire*
-alot of months later-
Police: what happened?
Spring trap: I WAS TRYING TO RECREATE KENTUCKY'S FRIED CHICA
Police: dude. Don't do that.
Spring trap: I WAS HUNGRY I TELL YOU
Police: so, how did it go then?
Spring trap: it tastes and smells like burnt metal.
Police: of course is does. YOU USED CHICA AND NOT REAL CHICKEN
Spring trap: hey, at least I used cooking oil :D
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