5 good reasons

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Freddy found a nuke.

Bonnie: FREDDY! DONT SHOOT!!!

Foxy: GET AWAY FROM THAT THING!!!

Chica: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!

Mike: YOU'RE DRUNK!

Goldie: WE LOVE YOU!!!

Freddy: Fine, give me 5 good reasons why I shouldn't shoot myself because of depression.

Bonnie: YOU'RE AWESOME

Foxy: YOU HAVE SWAG!!!

Chica: YOU'RE OUR LEADER!!!

Mike: I WANT TO POKE A STICK AT YOU SO I CAN DIE (dumb ways to die)

Goldie: YOU'RE HAWT!!!

Freddy: ... Mike, I'm not a grizzly bear...

Mike: IT DOESNT MATTER!!!

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