(STAHP TEHH CHANGING BRUH)
Freddy: O.O
Bonnie: HEY, SCOTT, I BRUSH MY TEETH
Freddy: when did you last?
Bonnie: y'know, when we died
Freddy: ...
Bonnie: BUT WAS IT ME?!?!?!
Freddy: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Bonnie: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Freddy: *grows random beard and starts scratching it* HMMMMMMMMMM
Bonnie: WHOA FREDDY THATS SUM BEARD YOU GOT
Foxy: FAZBEARD
Freddy: NOT THIS AGAIN
Bonnie: if it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, Freddy could've grown a beard a long time ago.
Foxy: WHERE DID YA COME FROM WHERE DID YA GO
Chica: WHERE DID YA COME FROM COTTON-EYED JOE
*everyone starts dancing to that*
Freddy: o.o
Freddy: okay...
Cotton eyed Joe: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
Bonnie: oh god nu
Cotton eyed Joe: WHAT DO YOU WANT MAI FRIENDS
Foxy: I WANNA TAKE A SELFIE WITH YOUUUU
Goldie: I WANT SYRUP TO NOT BE RADIOACTIVE AND DANGEROUS
Bonnie: I WANNA GET DRUNK WITH U
Freddy: BONNIE I TOLD YA TO DRINK LIGHTLY DARNIT
*le flashback*
Bonnie: HEY MIKEY
Mike: WAT
Bonnie: *puts pancake on head*
Bonnie: EXCUSE ME SIR
Bonnie: I HAVE A HARE (hair) IN MAI PANCAKE
Bonnie: HWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mike: O-O WHAT THE-
Mike: *blows up pizzeria*
*end le flashback*
Bonnie: oh...
Freddy: NO SAYING PUNS NEAR MIKEY BOY KAY
Mike: THE HARE............. OH MY GOD........
Foxy: I KNOW I KNOW
Foxy: I WISH THIS WAS A WORLD WHERE CHICKENS THAT CROSS ROADS' MOTIVES WONT BE QUESTIONED
Cotton eye Joe: ...sure...
Freddy: NIGHTMARE BONNIE
Freddy: NEEDS
Freddy: SLEEP
Bonnie: AGREE
Foxy: yep
Goldie: WAIT IF THERES A NIGHTMARE BONNIE AND A NIGHTMARE FREDDY
Goldie: ...
Goldie: ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT NIGHTMARE FOXY AND CHICA AND ME WOULD LOOK LIKE
Goldie: ...
Goldie: TO CHURCH!!!!
*everyone goes to church*
*when they're back*
Foxy: OH GEHD SO MANY FANGIRLS
Foxy: THE WORST PART IS
Foxy: THEY KNOW WHERE I LIVE
Freddy: YO FANS
Fans: WHAT
Freddy: HEY, UR FIRED YA BUTT
Fans: EEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Goldie: ...
Goldie: ... only god...
Goldie: ... and Scott Cawthon...
Freddy: YO EARL
Lemongrab: WAT
Freddy: YA RLLY SMELL LIKE DOG BUNSSS
Lemongrab: EEEEEEOOOOOOORRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
YOU ARE READING
book of randomness- fnaf
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