book of randomness- fnaf

Akbar (search it in youtube)

Mike: *singing*

I woke up this morning

At Freddy Fazbear's pizza

And I saw a cornfield through the window

I said "Freddy, Freddy can I play in the cornfield?"

And he said "you can do whatever you want, you're like 20+."

I went in a cornfield today

I went in a cornfield

I went in a cornfield today

And met Akbar

Akbar is awesome because he never calls you names

He never really does anything because he's just a corn

But I'm pretending that I can talk to him and he can talk to me.

He's kinda funny and he knows lots of jokes even if I knew them.

I went in a cornfield today

I went in a cornfield

I went in a cornfield today

And met Akbar

Sat down for dinner at Freddy Fazbear's pizza

When Freddy laid down a plate of Akbar

I nearly cried when I saw my friend had died

Freddy killed him for dinner...

I went in a cornfield today...

I went in a cornfield...

I went in a cornfield today...

And met Akbar...

I went in a cornfield today

I went in a cornfield

I went in a cornfield today

And met Akbar

And met Akbar...

And met Akbar...

                      ---R.I.P---
                  Akbar the corn
            ----Became dinner----
Born- in a non-existing cornfield
                  Died- dinner