book of randomness- fnaf

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(Me reading a letter from my cousin... or an email message lol)

Dear Chica,

I am sick and I have green all over mah face.

Green aint creative

I may not be around to tell you stories of mah travels...

Well, I keep swimming in the pond.

The koi fish pond.

Now I need grapes.

I'll message you later.......

Dear, Chica

I can't stop swimming in ponds.

A dude threatened me to glue me on a tree.

Like that would work.

I really need more grapes.

Like, right now.

Can ya send me sum?

Thanks. Laters...

Dear, Adam

I sent you Purple guy.

Call him Vincent if you want.

You can nom on his arm.

Oh yeah, btw.

That's the dude who killed me and 8 others...

Including that crying kid lol

So remember to buy him happy meals.

Dear, Chica

Mr. Vincent is eating all our toast.

He broke our toaster.

I'm nomming on his arm while I'm typing this email message lol

Nom nom nom nom

Dear, Chica

I finally know.

I know why this is happening.

This ain't no sickness.

This all makes sense!

BECAUSE

I'M A POTATO

*claps*

Dear, Adam

You kinda scared me...

Ya concerned me.

Then I saw that Portal 2 reference.

Dammit, Adam...